White's Boots

[Giles]

Go to Woodies…..

[Megatron1505]

I can't see what that is on my phone 

[injunjack]

How about opening the laces??    ???

[derivative666]

^His problem is the attached tongue

[Giles]

It's a jigsaw….

[Megatron1505]

@derivative666:

^His problem is the attached tongue

Truth, I was considering slicing the sides of the tongue away with a scalpel, is this crazy?

[Bums_Fan]

I'm sure you tried a shoe horn, right?  I have a similar problem and thin metal shoe horn does the trick for me.

[derivative666]

@Megatron1505:

@derivative666:

^His problem is the attached tongue

Truth, I was considering slicing the sides of the tongue away with a scalpel, is this crazy?

do not fucking do that it will stretch

[injunjack]

what comes to mind if it really stretches is to use very thin plastic bag over your foot while you put the boot on. When the boot is on, just tear the plastic bag off….

[Megatron1505]

Cheers guys, as I say it is just hard to get them on, once on they are perfect. I'm going to go with daily wear, and the struggle and stretch method for a few weeks I think.

[tigerpac]

Good luck Mega - hopefully they'll fit like a glove in a couple of wears!

[Seul]

@injunjack:

what comes to mind if it really stretches is to use very thin plastic bag over your foot while you put the boot on. When the boot is on, just tear the plastic bag off….

And piss in the bag…

[tigerpac]

^ Naturally

[Sugar Mountain]

I would keep a goldfish in the bag as well.

[Moonshine]

@Sugar:

I would keep a goldfish in the bag as well.

Would there be any room left for some weed in the bag?

[Chris]

Of course.  That goldfish needs something to take the edge off being trapped in a bag with piss soaked feet.

[derivative666]

Just rcvd notification my whites are at bakers

[tigerpac]

^Sweet!  When did you place the order?

[Megatron1505]

Cannot wait to see them Jeff 

[derivative666]

It was about 8 weeks, looking forward to seeing them as well