Random Announcements

[joesaintjohn]

Feet = not full of pins, needles, and razor blades anymore!!! Hooray!!! (I am going to miss the pimp stick, though!)

[natehate]

awesome joe!

keep the cane

[seanocono]

Congrats Joe. I second keeping the cane.

[Finn666]

yeah, keep the pimp stick yo!

[MikeC]

[Seul]

Worst thing is kids sagging lowrise skinny jeans… I just don't get it...

[bagley920]

What about dudes like me, with no ass yo!!!???

[MikeC]

Get a tighter belt. Haha

[Seul]

Random: was just checking the list of companies that still do tests on animals (or are still on Peta's list), and I might have to look into an alternative for my toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream and razor blades… 

[Megatron1505]

Or stop giving a fuck about animals? 

[Seul]

Would be cheaper… And what have they ever done for mé, hu!.. 

[DougNg]

I'm more in favor of testing on stupid people

[Seul]

The results would be more accurate. Win/ win!..

[Sugar Mountain]

I volunteered for pharmaceutical testing when I was newly graduated and in need of some quick cash. Sat in a ward for three days watching Jim Carey movies and took a pill or two. All for the price of a pair of IH jeans. Alright!

[Chris]

@DougNg:

I'm more in favor of testing on stupid people

God knows there's an endless supply.  And folks would get a lot less upset if pharmaceutical companies were drug testing on Snooki and The Situation than some helpless little bunny.

[Seul]

I would pray for that experiment to go awfully wrong… "Oops someone threw 15 kilograms of Semtex in an open fire" kinda wrong...

[zwer]

Backed. Hard.

[Megatron1505]

What about testing stupid people, with stupid animals…..The Island Of Dr Moreau could be a reality !!!

[Giles]

It's official, Hazel our cleaner, has a sense of humour…..

[Seul]

And so does MikeC…