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Squirrel Trap - Update:
Our squirrel is alive after living in the chimney flue for 4 days without food or drink. It made an appearence in the first version of my trap today to eat the bait (pecans) but then retreated back into the chimney. It would seem all I've succeeeded in doing thus far is nurishing the squirrel to ensure it can live in my chimney indefinitely while entertaining it with the audio from Playoff Football and recorded American Pickers episodes. $35 later Squirrel Trap 2.0 is up and running…
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Squirrels are awesome. They amuse me to no end. That said, I wouldn't want one living in my chimney, or anywhere else in my house.
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And hopefully, I'll never learn.:)
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I'm pretty pumped to hear how story of Squirly McNuts ends.
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Delish-ous!
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Used to have a pet hamster. He lived in the house, more specifically under the open fireplace (which we then couldn't use anymore)… He came out every evening to eat... I preferred that over keeping it in a cage... He still lovingly bit my fingers when I petted him... That li'l shite...
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Was he delicious?
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Used to have a pet hamster. He lived in the house, more specifically under the open fireplace (which we then couldn't use anymore)… He came out every evening to eat... I preferred that over keeping it in a cage... He still lovingly bit my fingers when I petted him... That li'l shite...
Haha, love this Eli!
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Was he delicious?
Chewing on Seul is probably what killed him. Nothing that alcohol soaked can be delicious.
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I will baffle the doctors though… "My God: all his intestines are
in immaculately preserved conditionpicked!.." -
The Squirrel Trap saga has come to an unceremonious end. I returned from work today to find my wife and mother-in-law cleaning up the living room, somber-faced as if they were bar maids cleaning up after a Hell's Angels brawl. As I feared, the squirrel exited the trap casually without it actually engaging then freaked right the fuck out and proceeded to wreak havoc among the living room bric-a-brac. My mother-in-law carried the babies off to the basement while my father-in-law and wife entered a stand off. The wife opened a window and the squirrel mounted the window sill, paused to look over its shoulder at the domestic bliss that could have been then jumped out into the wilderness of the back yard. If I ever see that squirrel again I will run over him with my car.
