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My kid is a rock star. He wants to be a superhero when he grows up. So fuckin funny
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My kid is a rock star. He wants to be a superhero when he grows up. So fuckin funny
Jeff that is awesome man, and if I am not mistaken is it not your little mans birthday this week (tomorrow) ?
Wish him a happy birthday from us man, you got a great boy there.
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Ha. This year I just straight up told my GF if you or anyone wants to get me anything for Christmas, send them this link.
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My kid is a rock star. He wants to be a superhero when he grows up. So fuckin funny
Jeff that is awesome man, and if I am not mistaken is it not your little mans birthday this week (tomorrow) ?
Wish him a happy birthday from us man, you got a great boy there.
much appreciated Gav his birthday is december 16th
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For some reason, both me and Pam thought it was the 5th, sorry Jake, and have a great birthday buddy
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^thanks brother
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+15 °C, Spanish wear caps, gloves and winter coats, Finns are sunbathing.
+10 °C, French desperately try to get their central heating on. Finns plant flowers.
…+5 °C, Italian cars won't start. Finns drive with convertibles.
0 °C, Pure water freezes. Water in river Vantaa thickens a bit.
−5 °C, First people are found frozen in California. Finnish midsummer festival ends.
−10 °C, Scottish turn the heat on in their houses. Finns start to use long-sleeve shirts.
−20 °C, Swedes stay indoors. Finns are having last barbeque before winter.
−30 °C, Half of the Greek people have frozen to death. Finns start to dry their laundry indoors.
−50 °C, Polar bears evacuate North Pole. Finnish army starts it's winter training.
−70 °C, Siberian people are moving to Moscow. Finns are furious since the Koskenkorva booze can't be stored outdoors anymore.
−273 °C, Absolute zero. Finns admit that it is quite cold outside.
−300 °C, Hell freezes over. Finland wins the football World Cup.