Random Rants
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Good going with your sales Gav
Haydon
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I was gonna suggest rolling the car onto its roof - Hulk style!!
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You should've knocked the beret right off his head man.
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And strangled him with his fucking onions.
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Same thing happened to a roommate of mine once. He very carefully backed up against the offending vehicle, then used his car to push the front end out of the way. He drove off to work and left the other car parked askew, undented and with the wheels just slightly, but visibly out of alignment.
He was quite proud of the whole episode.
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F**K telephone job interviews. Probably just torpedoed my chances because: (a) I had less than 24 hours to prepare (b) I struggled to hear and understand the questions being asked on an international phone line and
was unable to see the interviewer's reaction to my responses. Next time lets just do the interview inside the "Cone of Silence" and the results will probably be less comical than what just transpired.I'm really stinging right now.
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Yeah, Paula had to do one when we were on holiday a few years ago. She told then it would be bad, but they insisted. They postponed it 3 times, thus fucking 4 days of our holiday. We were in middle of nowhere, Skype would not work and the phoneline was shit. She did not get the job…....Better luck Qinhan
i have some mean ideas in my head right now to help you 
