Random Rants
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Good going with your sales Gav
Haydon
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I was gonna suggest rolling the car onto its roof - Hulk style!!
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You should've knocked the beret right off his head man.
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And strangled him with his fucking onions.
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Same thing happened to a roommate of mine once. He very carefully backed up against the offending vehicle, then used his car to push the front end out of the way. He drove off to work and left the other car parked askew, undented and with the wheels just slightly, but visibly out of alignment.
He was quite proud of the whole episode.