The Knights in White Denim Tour -AKA The White Trash Tour…

[Chris]

Sorry for not getting worked up for Chinese made tourist knick knacks, decaying remnants of the Industrial Revolution and trees.:D

How long has Tommy been without front teeth? (insert de rigeur joke about English dentistry here)

And Tootsie Pops are better than the Drops; yes they have a stick, but they're also larger, and everyone knows that bigger is better…

[Megatron1505]

Most of that tourist shite was made in the UK, hence it was three times the price of the Chinese made tourist shite 

Tommy lost his two front teeth over the last month or so, one is growing back slowly so he will soon look like a Texan (inbred) 

And no Tootsie has shit on a 5th Avenue bar, or a Nutrageous bar.

[Finn666]

thx for bringing me to famous sherwood forest buddy…enjoyed it!

[Sugar Mountain]

Reminds me of fun family outings in Sherwood Forest way back when. I'm positive I had one of those exact same bow and arrow sets in the 1980s - good to see them still for sale!

[thomasnunnally]

Such a great update Mega!

[Megatron1505]

See you in New York.

[joesaintjohn]

My mom has been reading Mega's post and now loves the forum. Thankfully, I'm not a family outcast anymore!!!

[Giles]

You can't choose your family, but you can choose your forum…..

[Megatron1505]

I'm pleased your mom likes my White Knight adventures JSJ. There might not be any more posts until we're back from NY, but assure her that there is still plenty of life in this old dog before handing them off to Hectic 

[Megatron1505]

Next KIWD tour post will be made when I get home, but will be happening tomorrow with a special guest appearance from Mr Urbanwoodsman 

[urbanwoodsman]

Central Park

[Seul]

Good to see you safely made it back to the UK… Great pics as well... The jeans work really well with those boots!..

[Giles]

He didn't.  He's still there….

[Seul]

I'm an eejit… "Central park" + tons of skyscrapers... 

Anyhow: nice pics...

[Giles]

Yep, that is def not mansfield - eejit…...

[Seul]

Mega's boots were in the way!..

[Chris]

They are larger and more intimidating in real life.

[Megatron1505]

I didn't even bring the "big boys" ! Didn't want to pay the extra luggage 

[Megatron1505]

To finish off my leg of the tour, what the Whites got upto in New York…

Meeting Urb.

Out for dinner at the House Of Brews on 51st.

Reuben for me.

Three cheese pizza for Tommy

Chicken chilli panini for Pam.

Blue Moon, cheers for the introduction Doug.

[Megatron1505]

Shopping at Macy's

Christmas already?

On the big screen in Times Square