Random Rants

[Giles]

I'm going to a wedding tomorrow.  I am supposed to be reading a poem out during the service.  The bride sent me the bleeding thing months ago, I've lost it and can't remember what it's called…..Hoping P does.....

[RP]

Giles_

See if this rings a bell:

"There once was a man from Nantucket…"

[Giles]

Ah, that'll do….

[hectic]

Or:

The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned

[Mild7]

Just try not to say awfully wedded wife..

[Finn666]

@Seul:

I hope it was Belgian 

@Megatron1505:

I hope it wasn't out of date 

nope and nope!…german chocolate, pretty good so only lasted 5minutes

[Graeme]

Giles, just make sure you don't use Donne's description of his marriage.

John Donne, Anne Donne, Un-done

If you're really stuck, I'd suggest using Andrew Marvell's poem "To His Coy Mistress", which is one of the finest examples of it's genre. Besides, you can't go wrong with something that includes the phrase "vegetable love".

[natehate]

some low life scum sucking sac of dog shit hit my truck today in the parking lot at work and just left
no note not attempt to find me just a nice dent and scrape

[MikeC]

I know this dude got a hold of some b-grade IH denim and it looks like he may be putting it to use:
http://halloffade.com/preorder-adxhof/

[Giles]

C grade…..

[MikeC]

It doesn't say anything about c-grade on their site. If your advertising 21oz denim that fades to grey, your pretty much advertising IH SBG denim.  This just caught me off guard after reading an article with Giles on the Hall of Fades site.

[Giles]

You said it was B grade denim, I was correcting you, it is actually C grade.

[MikeC]

Thanks for that. I was just saying that there is no way to delineate between a, b or c grade on his site, so his shit may as well be A grade IH SBG denim.

[Giles]

There's only so much I can do.  He bought the stuff in good faith.  We have found the leak and plugged it.  He's unlikely to advertise it as the stuff that IH refuses to use, and I can't insist that he does.

[MikeC]

I'll take that. Thanks.

[bagley920]

This statement "finest quality cotton in the world" is false if indeed it is C grade :-\

[Giles]

Well the cotton is finest quality, but the weaving defects make it C grade in Iron Heart grading system.

[Chris]

My wife signed me up for a fundraising event tomorrow.  I have to go play in a golf tournament with another parent, an administrative official and the headmaster from Benjamin's school.  I dislike the administrator and detest the headmaster.  I should also mention that I hate golf and haven't touched a club in over a decade.

I'm seriously considering getting roaringly drunk as soon as I hit the course.

[natehate]

yes! do it
i hate golf to man
doesnt even make sense

[scroogen]

just ask for a CC and water you'll fit right in