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    • bagley920B
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      You don't, atleast not out loud

      If I am not I, who will be? -Henry David Thoreau

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      • SeulS
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        @FurattoHeddo:

        How the feck do you assign a number to woman anyway?

        Easy as pie… Take for example the Padmores...

        Paula: a 10 that goes up to 11...
        Giles as a woman (come on we've all seen the pics): a 1 if I'm generous (read: drunk)...

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        • O
          Omega Man
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          But with all the cool IH gears, I think G deserves a….4…I mean 5  😉

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          • natehateN
            natehate
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            Me and one girl I work with play that game a lot we rate our coworkers . Yes I know we are awful people 🙂
            also the would you rather game to!
            But my rant
            Emailing back and forth with someone about a product they say"oh I have one left in your size" buy this and write a memo about the change and I'll ship the one you want" then two weeks later I get two of the same shirt and a headache to deal with

            don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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            • ChrisC
              Chris
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              @natehate:

              Me and one girl I work with play that game a lot we rate our coworkers .

              Many years ago I worked in a miserable, dead-end job (copy dog in a large law firm).  The pay sucked, the people were raging pricks and the environment was stressful and high pressure.  To amuse ourselves, we often played strange games, one of which was, "if you went postal and started shooting people at work, who's on your top five kill list?"

              I realized it was time to leave when I couldn't narrow it down to less than ten.

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              • Finn666F
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                now i really enjoyed that talk about 1s and 2s and 10s and 11s and about DD a.k.a the italian stallion, who had them all 😃
                well what do i know, i´m from a small village (2k inhabitants max.!) in the smallest federal state of germany…and tbh. i feel like i´ve won the jackpot, since i´ve found a smoking hot blonde (from a different town), that looks like a 10 but acts like a "normal" and down to earth 7...
                ok, there are a few more 10s and maybe even 11s out there, but the most of´em are pretty cheap and you actually can do everything you want with them, as long as you pay´em one or two drinks or any other shit, so quite simple but also pretty boring after some times. oh and where i come from, being a bit dark skinned does make such things pretty easy tbh. 😉 so it´s actually the opposite way as with MikeC!

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                • Dirty DenimD
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                  @Finn666:

                  now i really enjoyed that talk about 1s and 2s and 10s and 11s and about DD a.k.a the italian stallion, who had them all 😃

                  Well haven't had an 11 but I suppose two 1's make an 11 so yes iv had them all lol 😉

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                  • Finn666F
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                    3am and i´ve just found some a chocolate bar 😠 😠 😠

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                    • SeulS
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                      I hope it was Belgian  😃

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                      • Megatron1505M
                        Megatron1505
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                        I hope it wasn't out of date  😶

                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                        • SeulS
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                          Sold item with BIN on eBay within 4 hours…

                          Should've put the BIN price higher...

                          (And I'm using this meme in the wrong way but I don't care...)

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                          • GilesG
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                            I'm going to a wedding tomorrow.  I am supposed to be reading a poem out during the service.  The bride sent me the bleeding thing months ago, I've lost it and can't remember what it's called…..Hoping P does.....

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • R
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                              Giles_

                              See if this rings a bell:

                              "There once was a man from Nantucket…"

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                              • GilesG
                                Giles
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                                Ah, that'll do….

                                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                • hecticH
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                                  Or:

                                  The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
                                  The ceremony of innocence is drowned

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                                  • Mild7M
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                                    Just try not to say awfully wedded wife..

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                                    • Finn666F
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                                      @Seul:

                                      I hope it was Belgian  😃

                                      @Megatron1505:

                                      I hope it wasn't out of date  😶

                                      nope and nope!…german chocolate, pretty good so only lasted 5minutes 😉

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                                      • GraemeG
                                        Graeme
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                                        Giles, just make sure you don't use Donne's description of his marriage.

                                        John Donne, Anne Donne, Un-done

                                        If you're really stuck, I'd suggest using Andrew Marvell's poem "To His Coy Mistress", which is one of the finest examples of it's genre. Besides, you can't go wrong with something that includes the phrase "vegetable love". 😉

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                                        • natehateN
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                                          some low life scum sucking sac of dog shit hit my truck today in the parking lot at work and just left
                                          no note not attempt to find me just a nice dent and scrape

                                          don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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                                            I know this dude got a hold of some b-grade IH denim and it looks like he may be putting it to use:
                                            http://halloffade.com/preorder-adxhof/

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