Random Rants
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How the feck do you assign a number to woman anyway?
Very carefully… and subjectively.
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How the feck do you assign a number to woman anyway?
Easy as pie… Take for example the Padmores...
Paula: a 10 that goes up to 11...
Giles as a woman (come on we've all seen the pics): a 1 if I'm generous (read: drunk)... -
But with all the cool IH gears, I think G deserves a….
4…I mean 5
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Me and one girl I work with play that game a lot we rate our coworkers . Yes I know we are awful people
also the would you rather game to!
But my rant
Emailing back and forth with someone about a product they say"oh I have one left in your size" buy this and write a memo about the change and I'll ship the one you want" then two weeks later I get two of the same shirt and a headache to deal with -
Me and one girl I work with play that game a lot we rate our coworkers .
Many years ago I worked in a miserable, dead-end job (copy dog in a large law firm). The pay sucked, the people were raging pricks and the environment was stressful and high pressure. To amuse ourselves, we often played strange games, one of which was, "if you went postal and started shooting people at work, who's on your top five kill list?"
I realized it was time to leave when I couldn't narrow it down to less than ten.
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now i really enjoyed that talk about 1s and 2s and 10s and 11s and about DD a.k.a the italian stallion, who had them all
well what do i know, i´m from a small village (2k inhabitants max.!) in the smallest federal state of germany…and tbh. i feel like i´ve won the jackpot, since i´ve found a smoking hot blonde (from a different town), that looks like a 10 but acts like a "normal" and down to earth 7...
ok, there are a few more 10s and maybe even 11s out there, but the most of´em are pretty cheap and you actually can do everything you want with them, as long as you pay´em one or two drinks or any other shit, so quite simple but also pretty boring after some times. oh and where i come from, being a bit dark skinned does make such things pretty easy tbh. so it´s actually the opposite way as with MikeC! -
now i really enjoyed that talk about 1s and 2s and 10s and 11s and about DD a.k.a the italian stallion, who had them all
Well haven't had an 11 but I suppose two 1's make an 11 so yes iv had them all lol
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I hope it wasn't out of date
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I hope it was Belgian
I hope it wasn't out of date
nope and nope!…german chocolate, pretty good so only lasted 5minutes
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Giles, just make sure you don't use Donne's description of his marriage.
John Donne, Anne Donne, Un-done
If you're really stuck, I'd suggest using Andrew Marvell's poem "To His Coy Mistress", which is one of the finest examples of it's genre. Besides, you can't go wrong with something that includes the phrase "vegetable love".
