Random Announcements

[Blackheart]

Have a wonderful time Paula!

[Finn666]

thanks a lot y'all…and Paula and BH,have some great time as well girls, I know you'll enjoy every second of it

[Giles]

So, I'm researching a holiday for next year.  Found what looks like a great place, but their listing of what is and is not included in the rates made me laugh.  Look at last line….

Included in Prices
Accommodation with a welcome drink.
All meals. This includes breakfast, lunch, dinner and all snacks either at the lodge or during activities.
Non-motorized activities, Laundry Service.
Teas, Coffees and a Bottled Mineral Water in room per day.
High-speed WiFi Internet service throughout the lodge.

Not included in the prices
Motorized and guided activities, nanny service, supervised children’s activities.
Alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages.
All Transfers, travel visas and taxes.
Anything not listed under “included”.

[elclintor]

Busted.

[Morose_Penguin]

@Giles:

Not included in the prices

Anything not listed under “included”.

This would make me very wary, what are the usual guests like if the company has to include lines like that…

[Chris]

Maybe not- that could just be a minor screw up with translation.  But if the resort is in a place where English is the native language, then yeah, that might be a cause for concern.

[Seul]

@Chris:

If the resort is in a place where English is the native language, then yeah, that might be a cause for concern.

Very, very much so. Probably filled with folk like me…

[Giles]

Mozambique, if that explains it…...

[Chris]

As long as there aren't any Belgians, should be pretty spectacular.

[Megatron1505]

Who's looking after the business, whilst we have a whip round for your ransom? 

http://portaltoafrica.com/news/africa/general/mozambique-told-to-tackle-crime/

[Giles]

Oh bollocks….

[J-IV]

Oh it feels good to be back. Feels like ages…

Just got updated on this thread..So dreading the " show unread post since last visit"

Tommy with them jokes though. "Doctor Doctor!!" 

[Megatron1505]

He's a loon  :-\

[Arabit]

Going back to LA! I had to go through one of the new scanning devices that the TSA use, the machine detected something weird in my left knee so they patted it down. The guy said the starch (haven't washed my ih's) was the culprit /shrug 

[deadendpro]

i was at work and i tried hopping onto a moving golf cart. the passenger arm rest snagged my wallet and tore the hell out of my 634SB back pocket. it is currently getting repaired at SESF. In other related denim news, i feel like i have strayed too far for too long. in other words, i'm back. 

[joesaintjohn]

My mustache smells like Parmesan. Not sure why. Haven't eaten Italian for weeks. Made people at the bar smell it. They all agree. Random announcement.

[joesaintjohn]

Not quite sure…how random are these announcements supposed to be?

[zhivago]

That's random enough

[injunjack]

and I got randomly censored…    and it was just an innocent question 

[Mild7]

Joe, that sounds nasty dude..

I love Parmesan cheese and all, but..

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