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    • GilesG
      Giles
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      The Gozza Gorilla,…....

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • SeulS
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        Must say that has quite the ring to it… La Gozza...

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        • GilesG
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          Our High Street is not something to be proud of.

          Me and Mme B call it the Gozza Strip…..

          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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            @Giles:

            Our High Street is not something to be proud of.

            Me and Mme B call it the Gozza Strip…..

            I want to revisit the Curry Man with the killer Denim jacket he wears so proudly!

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            • Megatron1505M
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              Your Gozza branch of the exclusive retailer "Argos" is truly something magical, like Macys and Bloomingdales combined.

              Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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              • GilesG
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                Curry man got hit with a tax demand he could not meet.  He had to sell up (though it is still a curry house).  He now drives a taxi and vows to buy his curry house back again…..

                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                • GilesG
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                  You can tell the quality of a High Street by how many "Pound Shops" there are.  Even our Pound Shops are having to close…...

                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                    What the heck is a High St?  I guess I'm on one right now….  ::)

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                    • rocketR
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                      😉 you might be on a different street Mike…

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                      It's all humbug, like everywhere
                      R.I.P. Geo

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                      • GilesG
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                        A High Street is the main shopping street in most UK villages and towns…..In Gosport's case, this is relative.....

                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                        • Megatron1505M
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                          In Mansfield we have a "shopping centre", in the absolute loosest terms.

                          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                          • GilesG
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                            You are feckin lucky - we have no "centre"….

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • GilesG
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                              Well actually, thinking about it, one of our claims to fame is the "Immigration Removal Centre".  You can tell which that is, because the barbed wire surrounding it is designed to keep people in, whereas the barbed wire surrounding all of the Military establishments we have here, is design3ed to keep people out…....

                              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                              • Megatron1505M
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                                Hmmm…did I just use the "French" spelling  :-\

                                Apologies for derailment......I'm out  😛

                                Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                • J-IVJ
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                                  @Giles:

                                  You are feckin lucky - we have no "centre"….

                                  IHUKHQ is the "centre"…?

                                  I'm as ugly as you

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                                  • rocketR
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                                    there is actual a center just a ferry away and I get more and more the feeling that I'm the only one that found Gosport charming  ??? might be Paula's fault  😘

                                    rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                                    It's all humbug, like everywhere
                                    R.I.P. Geo

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                                    • GilesG
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                                      Rocket.  We love living here - make no mistake.  It is a 100% real place.  It has no airs and graces, it is what it is and we love it for that…...

                                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                      • rocketR
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                                        with you…

                                        rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                                        It's all humbug, like everywhere
                                        R.I.P. Geo

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                                        • Megatron1505M
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                                          It's Bel Air compared to my "Hood"  😠

                                          I'm out (again)  😉

                                          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                          • GilesG
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                                            See you in a min  (again)….

                                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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