Iron Heart Restocks & Arrivals

[derivative666]

Olive 704's wow!!!!

[Seul]

@LandoCal126:

Love how nonchalant you were with the knife, looking through the boxes, and barely glancing at the packing slip.

This!.. Everything is packed so meticulously before the Gosport Ape storms through it!.. 

[Giles]

The Gozza Gorilla,…....

[Seul]

Must say that has quite the ring to it… La Gozza...

[Giles]

Our High Street is not something to be proud of.

Me and Mme B call it the Gozza Strip…..

[LandoCal126 0]

@Giles:

Our High Street is not something to be proud of.

Me and Mme B call it the Gozza Strip…..

I want to revisit the Curry Man with the killer Denim jacket he wears so proudly!

[Megatron1505]

Your Gozza branch of the exclusive retailer "Argos" is truly something magical, like Macys and Bloomingdales combined.

[Giles]

Curry man got hit with a tax demand he could not meet.  He had to sell up (though it is still a curry house).  He now drives a taxi and vows to buy his curry house back again…..

[Giles]

You can tell the quality of a High Street by how many "Pound Shops" there are.  Even our Pound Shops are having to close…...

[MikeC]

What the heck is a High St?  I guess I'm on one right now….  ::)

[rocket]

you might be on a different street Mike…

[Giles]

A High Street is the main shopping street in most UK villages and towns…..In Gosport's case, this is relative.....

[Megatron1505]

In Mansfield we have a "shopping centre", in the absolute loosest terms.

[Giles]

You are feckin lucky - we have no "centre"….

[Giles]

Well actually, thinking about it, one of our claims to fame is the "Immigration Removal Centre".  You can tell which that is, because the barbed wire surrounding it is designed to keep people in, whereas the barbed wire surrounding all of the Military establishments we have here, is design3ed to keep people out…....

[Megatron1505]

Hmmm…did I just use the "French" spelling  :-\

Apologies for derailment......I'm out 

[J-IV]

@Giles:

You are feckin lucky - we have no "centre"….

IHUKHQ is the "centre"…?

[rocket]

there is actual a center just a ferry away and I get more and more the feeling that I'm the only one that found Gosport charming  ??? might be Paula's fault 

[Giles]

Rocket.  We love living here - make no mistake.  It is a 100% real place.  It has no airs and graces, it is what it is and we love it for that…...

[rocket]

with you…