Quotes Worth Quoting

madmonday

"Living is more a question of what one spends than what one makes."
-Marcel Duchamp

Giles

"I think I've had a stroke since then". My mother in law, 3 minutes ago

Megatron1505

"Look at all these apples on the floor, do you think someone eat all the toffee off a load of toffee apples, and just left the apples here?" Said by Mini, in all seriousness, when stood under an apple tree

DougNg

"Want to pick up your teeth with broken fingers, fucker?"

From another forum, but I routinely use it as of late

Finn666

@DougNg:

"Want to pick up your teeth with broken fingers, fucker?"

From another forum, but I routinely use it as of late

sufu?

DougNg

Nah, it was a knife collectors forum

Finn666

ah ok…and i thought it was from the actual "fight" on superfuture's worst waywt thread

Chris

Sufu would be more profane, and possibly include a comment about your lack of sexual prowess.

Giles

"There is no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing". Sir Ranulph Fiennes

Katsushin

The other day a guy I know came in with an almost brand new pair of Busters on. They were in mint condition except the side of one of the knees was totally torn through in an almost perfect circle. I then asked him how he ripped through the knee of his brand new pants. He said he had no idea, and I said "really, no idea'?, to which he replied…

"If you tear a hole in a brand new pair of Iron Hearts, you either remember every detail of what happened, or you wake up with it and have no clue what happened..."

derivative666

^wise words

LandoCal126 0

Instant classic but the best is in the ending.

@deadendpro:

so recently i found my very first first first crush on facebook from wayyyy back when i was in kinder. It occurred to me upon seeing her that she really did shape a lot of my preferences throughout the years as to which type of ladies i found most attractive. I did a quick mental history and came to the conclusion that around half of the girls i ever had crushes on growing up had at least one attribute that this one had as well. Anyways, its nice to know that she is doing well, but damn! she has a kid who is turning 6 soon!!!! ehhh, could be worse, i mean, it coulda been mine ;)[/i]