IHM-01 - Deck Jacket
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tell her you had to in order to stay warm while doing manly things in the great outdoors. if you are a desk jockey tell her you had to do it in order to stay in touch with your masculine side & by having to explain this purchase she is actually making your levels of testosterone plummet & thus turning you into a Nancy boy.
***it wouldn't work in my house, but you know those that can't do teach
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"Wow honey, look what I just won in the monthly Iron Heart raffle….& no, I did not have to buy a ticket, you get entered just for buying something...."
Genius, next purchase imminent.
Nuts, my wife is a member here…....lock this thread.
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tell her you had to in order to stay warm while doing manly things in the great outdoors. if you are a desk jockey tell her you had to do it in order to stay in touch with your masculine side & by having to explain this purchase she is actually making your levels of testosterone plummet & thus turning you into a Nancy boy.
***it wouldn't work in my house, but you know those that can't do teach
I wish this worked.
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"Wow honey, look what I just won in the monthly Iron Heart raffle….& no, I did not have to buy a ticket, you get entered just for buying something...."
I have seriously considered this line of fabrication…...
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On the basis that a) you don't get offers like that every day, and b) my wife will buy the "I won the Ironheart raffle…." line, what can I say but, G you have mail
Actually my wife can generally see right through me, plus she's smarter, so my back up plan is dinner at our favourite local restaurant......good food and an excellent wine list should provide sufficient distraction
