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    Giles
    IHUK Crew
    Joined: 22 Sept 2009

    Prat-Fail V3.....

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    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      Giles
      IHUK Crew
      Joined: 22 Sept 2009

      And pretty pleased with the result....

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      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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        Matt
        見習いボス
        @Giles
        Joined: 4 Oct 2011

        @Giles put that damned knife away. It’s giving me sellers remorse.

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          louisbosco
          啓蒙家
          Joined: 21 Feb 2013

          oh that's shiny

          "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

          • Harvey Specter
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            Mr Eddy
            Raw and Unwashed
            Joined: 23 Jun 2017

            When in doubts of the life left in your washing line.. just change it.

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            aitorastore.com

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              Giles
              IHUK Crew
              Joined: 22 Sept 2009

              Hahahahahahahaha

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                EdH
                Iron Heart Deity
                Joined: 2 Jan 2022

                Chinook helicopters trigger orgies in salt water crocodiles.

                https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2023/10/03/military-helicopters-crocodile-sex-queensland-koorana-farm/

                The thunderous sound made by the rotor blades of military helicopters provokes sex frenzies among saltwater crocodiles in Australia, researchers have found.

                It is believed that to the crocodiles, the sonorous thump of the choppers sounds either like the mating roar of rival males – which spurs them to rush to mate with females – or evokes the sound of thunder, which signals the onset of the wet season and breeding time.

                The unusual phenomenon has been observed at a crocodile farm in Queensland, where the reptiles are bred for their meat and skins.

                Koorana Crocodile Farm, outside the coastal city of Rockhampton, is on a flight path used by helicopters heading to and from the huge Shoalwater Bay military training area to the north.

                The owners of the reptile farm have noticed that every time big military helicopters such as Chinooks swoop in, male crocodiles go into a libidinous frenzy in what has been described as a mass “romp in the swamp”.

                Koorana, run by John Lever and his wife Lillian, is the first commercial crocodile farm in Queensland
                Koorana, run by John Lever and his wife Lillian, is the first commercial crocodile farm in Queensland.

                John Lever, the owner of the farm, told the Australian Broadcasting Corporation: “We had a big Chinook that came down low because the guys wanted to take some pictures of the crocodiles.

                “They were hanging out the door … and of course, Chinooks have got a big ‘thump, thump, thump’, like that. All of the big males got up and roared and bellowed up at the sky, and then after the helicopters left, they mated like mad.”

                In saltwater crocodiles’ natural habitat across northern Australia, thunderstorms act as “an aphrodisiac” – “it really turns them on”, said Mr Lever.

                The noise and vibrations emitted by a powerful military helicopter may evoke the signs that the crocodiles pick up from an approaching storm.

                The big “salties”, as saltwater crocodiles are nicknamed in Australia, generally start to breed during the wet season.

                'All of the big males got up and roared and bellowed up at the sky' in response to helicopters, said Mr Lever
                'All of the big males got up and roared and bellowed up at the sky' in response to helicopters, said Mr Lever.

                “They’re probably using it as a bit of a cue to say: ‘Hey the wet’s coming’ … and it’s a good time to start mating so the eggs are ready to be laid at just the right time,” said Dr Cameron Baker, a crocodile expert from Charles Darwin University.

                Male crocodiles may also mistake the noise of an approaching chopper for the sound normally made by a rival male, which would spur them into mating with the nearest female to exclude competitors.

                “It might be producing a very low-frequency ‘thump, thump’ as it hits the water,” Dr Baker told the ABC. “That may just coincidentally be similar to some of the sounds big male crocodiles produce to say: ‘Hey, this is my turf.’”

                Koorana is the first commercial crocodile farm in Queensland, having opened more than 40 years ago. It was initially stocked with aggressive problem crocodiles that Mr Lever and his wife captured in the wild.

                Take the dive...

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                  goosehd
                  Mod Squad
                  @EdH
                  Joined: 8 Apr 2016

                  @EdH So you’re saying the chopper scene from Apocalypse Now is a porno for crocs…

                  "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                    Matt
                    見習いボス
                    Joined: 4 Oct 2011

                    You mean it isn’t for you?

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                      endo
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                      Joined: 29 May 2020

                      there is a (micro) nation where Crocs are prohibited

                      si tacuisses

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                        WhiskeySandwich
                        啓蒙家
                        @EdH
                        Joined: 1 Mar 2023

                        @EdH not sure which is stranger: the article or that I actually read the entire thing LOL

                        "The greatest obstacle to living is expectancy, which hangs upon tomorrow and loses today...The whole future lies in uncertainty: Live immediately."
                        -Seneca

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                          Matt
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                          @endo
                          Joined: 4 Oct 2011

                          @endo said in Things I Have Learned Today:

                          there is a (micro) nation where Crocs are prohibited

                          Funny, I thought the forum was the Crocs free zone.

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                          • Tago MagoT
                            Tago Mago
                            Mod Squad
                            @Matt
                            Joined: 16 Jan 2021

                            @Matt you of all people should know that's not true

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                            • motojoboboM
                              motojobobo
                              啓蒙家
                              Joined: 22 Aug 2015

                              This 12-sided stone represents the high level of mastery at masonry achieved by the incas. The fit between rocks is near perfect and it is hard to find a gap of a milimeter. Absolutely no mortar used here.
                              I should’ve taken a closeup pic to show it.

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                              The journey is the objective.

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                                Mizmazzle
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                                @motojobobo
                                Joined: 29 Jun 2021

                                @motojobobo that is insane!! No mortar!? How in the hell??

                                In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                                • steelworkerS
                                  steelworker
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                                  Joined: 16 Apr 2014

                                  I think its one of those 'the excruciatingly painful executions will continue until you get it right.'
                                  It really is amazing though

                                  Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                  Well, I have others.

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                                    Giles
                                    IHUK Crew
                                    Joined: 22 Sept 2009

                                    😂😂😂😂

                                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                      WhiskeySandwich
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                                      @motojobobo
                                      Joined: 1 Mar 2023

                                      @motojobobo 92012053-43d5-45bf-9b70-4febb30bbd64-image.png

                                      "The greatest obstacle to living is expectancy, which hangs upon tomorrow and loses today...The whole future lies in uncertainty: Live immediately."
                                      -Seneca

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                                      • ROmanR
                                        ROman
                                        Haraki san Prodigy
                                        Joined: 5 Jan 2015

                                        I went to vote today for local elections in the town hall building in Pineville. They have a history of Pineville, One of the items was that Cone Mills had a plant here which opened in 1948 with 500 employees. It closed in 1991.

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                                          Giles
                                          IHUK Crew
                                          Joined: 22 Sept 2009

                                          You moved there about 2 decades too late 🙂 Mind you, you probably have more denim in your closet than thos e losers made 😍😍😍😍

                                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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