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Earlyer today my son said to me: "Dad, can we have a fun fight? I promise not to punch you in the balls again."
They can be so funny.
Except when for they do actually punch you in the balls. Then, not so funny.
Anyone who thinks ball hitting humor is funny has never really taken a direct shot to the nuts. It’s always made humorous in movies and I don’t understand. At. All.
It's only funny when it's not your balls being kicked or punched
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^ maybe you’ve been lucky to avoid the type of shot to the balls that I speak of. This shot takes all
Humor out of it. It replaces it with fear and anger at the prospect -
^ maybe you’ve been lucky to avoid the type of shot to the balls that I speak of. This shot takes all
Humor out of it. It replaces it with fear and anger at the prospectNope, my boy punched me square in the nads once and it wasn't funny. He knows not to do it anymore to me or anyone
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I’m talking about a baseball. Line drive hit by a former pro.
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I’m talking about a baseball. Line drive hit by a former pro.
Ouch
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I bet that was hilarious.
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A kick in the dick is bad enough. A line drive to the boys-wait, did they have wee dents in their skulls?
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No dents, my daughter is a quick learner so I think she’ll be ok. I was down for an hour. Crawled off the field I didn’t know a specific area could cause pain throughout and entire body. I almost threw up. Running full Speed to catch a cork screwing line drive. It zigged I zagged. Bam. Luckily it hit my wrist first. That might have knocked a few KM off the speed. Ball took skin off my wrist…. shit.... now I’m
Kinda laughing about it. There goes my whole argument. -
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Not going to Ikea: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/01/29/nazi-past-followed-ikea-founder-ingvar-kamprad-to-his-death/?utm_term=.40918412ca0d
Who knew?
Here in Scandinavia…?
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Something like that.
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Back when I was competing in martial arts, there was a story going around the dojo about a guy that got kicked in the nards so hard it turned his outie into an innie. Story goes that he was sucking wind on the floor, Sensei walked over, punched him in the gut and they popped back out.
Don't know if it was true or not, but sure convinced me to wear a cup.
It still fucking hurts when you get kicked in the cup though.
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speaking of balls, I found myself having the puberty talk with my son lastnight
Kinda strange having this talk with him being so young but now he knows -
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Having a daughter is fkn awesome. And I can say, because I have one, life would not be better without her.
This^^^
