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My daughter just stomped into her room and slammed the door because a) I was unsympathetic about her inability to find a toy, b) I told her to clean her room so that she can find said toy, and c) she began to whine and I told her, "when you whine, I walk away."
It gave me a warm fuzzy feeling.
I do something similar. If my son starts crying or making a scene in a public place I tell him to take a deep breath and quiet down or i'll never take him anywhere. That usually works
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Aaah wife… It's so nice not having one...
Fixed that for you
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Having a daughter is fkn awesome. And I can say, because I have one, life would not be better without her.
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Earlyer today my son said to me: "Dad, can we have a fun fight? I promise not to punch you in the balls again."
They can be so funny.
Except when for they do actually punch you in the balls. Then, not so funny.
Anyone who thinks ball hitting humor is funny has never really taken a direct shot to the nuts. It’s always made humorous in movies and I don’t understand. At. All.
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Earlyer today my son said to me: "Dad, can we have a fun fight? I promise not to punch you in the balls again."
They can be so funny.
Except when for they do actually punch you in the balls. Then, not so funny.
Anyone who thinks ball hitting humor is funny has never really taken a direct shot to the nuts. It’s always made humorous in movies and I don’t understand. At. All.
It's only funny when it's not your balls being kicked or punched
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^ maybe you’ve been lucky to avoid the type of shot to the balls that I speak of. This shot takes all
Humor out of it. It replaces it with fear and anger at the prospect -
^ maybe you’ve been lucky to avoid the type of shot to the balls that I speak of. This shot takes all
Humor out of it. It replaces it with fear and anger at the prospectNope, my boy punched me square in the nads once and it wasn't funny. He knows not to do it anymore to me or anyone
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I’m talking about a baseball. Line drive hit by a former pro.
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I’m talking about a baseball. Line drive hit by a former pro.
Ouch
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I bet that was hilarious.
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A kick in the dick is bad enough. A line drive to the boys-wait, did they have wee dents in their skulls?
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No dents, my daughter is a quick learner so I think she’ll be ok. I was down for an hour. Crawled off the field I didn’t know a specific area could cause pain throughout and entire body. I almost threw up. Running full Speed to catch a cork screwing line drive. It zigged I zagged. Bam. Luckily it hit my wrist first. That might have knocked a few KM off the speed. Ball took skin off my wrist…. shit.... now I’m
Kinda laughing about it. There goes my whole argument.
