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    • ColeC
      Cole
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      Earlyer today my son said to me: "Dad, can we have a fun fight? I promise not to punch you in the balls again."

      They can be so funny.  😃

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      • neph93N
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        @Cole:

        Earlyer today my son said to me: "Dad, can we have a fun fight? I promise not to punch you in the balls again."

        They can be so funny.  😃

        Except when for they do actually punch you in the balls. Then, not so funny.

        «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
        We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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        • gaseousclayG
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          @neph93:

          @Cole:

          Earlyer today my son said to me: "Dad, can we have a fun fight? I promise not to punch you in the balls again."

          They can be so funny.  😃

          Except when for they do actually punch you in the balls. Then, not so funny.

          Truth

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          • Matty123M
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            @neph93:

            @Cole:

            Earlyer today my son said to me: "Dad, can we have a fun fight? I promise not to punch you in the balls again."

            They can be so funny.  😃

            Except when for they do actually punch you in the balls. Then, not so funny.

            Anyone who thinks ball hitting humor is funny has never really taken a direct shot to the nuts. It’s always made humorous in movies and I don’t understand. At. All.

            Maybe so. Maybe not

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            • ChrisC
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              Aaah kids… It's so nice not having any...

              I remember those days fondly.

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              • gaseousclayG
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                @Matty123:

                @neph93:

                @Cole:

                Earlyer today my son said to me: "Dad, can we have a fun fight? I promise not to punch you in the balls again."

                They can be so funny.  😃

                Except when for they do actually punch you in the balls. Then, not so funny.

                Anyone who thinks ball hitting humor is funny has never really taken a direct shot to the nuts. It’s always made humorous in movies and I don’t understand. At. All.

                It's only funny when it's not your balls being kicked or punched

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                • Matty123M
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                  ^ maybe you’ve been lucky to avoid the type of shot to the balls that I speak of. This shot takes all
                  Humor out of it. It replaces it with fear and anger at the prospect 😃

                  Maybe so. Maybe not

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                  • gaseousclayG
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                    @Matty123:

                    ^ maybe you’ve been lucky to avoid the type of shot to the balls that I speak of. This shot takes all
                    Humor out of it. It replaces it with fear and anger at the prospect 😃

                    Nope, my boy punched me square in the nads once and it wasn't funny. He knows not to do it anymore to me or anyone

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                    • Matty123M
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                      I’m talking about a baseball. Line drive hit by a former pro.

                      Maybe so. Maybe not

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                      • gaseousclayG
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                        @Matty123:

                        I’m talking about a baseball. Line drive hit by a former pro.

                        Ouch

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                        WTB:
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                        IHSH-19

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                        • ChrisC
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                          I bet that was hilarious.

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                          • DougNgD
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                            Were your kids born dizzy?

                            I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                            • SeulS
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                              @DougNg:

                              Were your kids born dizzy?

                              They had wee dents in their foreheads…

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                              • steelworkerS
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                                A kick in the dick is bad enough. A line drive to the boys-wait, did they have wee dents in their skulls?

                                Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                Well, I have others.

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                                • SeulS
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                                  I hope he has to assemble his own coffin.

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                                  • Matty123M
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                                    No dents, my daughter is a quick learner so I think she’ll be ok. I was down for an hour. Crawled off the field  I didn’t know a specific area could cause pain throughout and entire body. I almost threw up. Running full Speed to catch a cork screwing line drive. It zigged I zagged. Bam. Luckily it hit my wrist first.  That might have knocked a few KM off the speed. Ball took skin off my wrist…. shit.... now I’m
                                    Kinda laughing about it. There goes my whole argument.

                                    Maybe so. Maybe not

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                                      @Seul:

                                      I hope he has to assemble his own coffin.

                                      It will be an eco friendly cardboard collapsible box…  prosibably

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                                      • hajdukH
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                                        Not going to Ikea:  https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/01/29/nazi-past-followed-ikea-founder-ingvar-kamprad-to-his-death/?utm_term=.40918412ca0d

                                        Who knew?

                                        Here in Scandinavia…?
                                        Everybody i think.

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                                        "Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have" James Baldwin.

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                                          • Matty123M
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                                            Something like that.

                                            Maybe so. Maybe not

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