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My criteria for a pair of jeans are:
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Do they fit around the waist?
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Is there enough space in my thighs?
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Are they long enough in the inseam?
It makes life easy.
One more - Does it make my @ss look better?
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^all valid questions.
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My daughter just stomped into her room and slammed the door because a) I was unsympathetic about her inability to find a toy, b) I told her to clean her room so that she can find said toy, and c) she began to whine and I told her, "when you whine, I walk away."
It gave me a warm fuzzy feeling.
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My daughter just stomped into her room and slammed the door because a) I was unsympathetic about her inability to find a toy, b) I told her to clean her room so that she can find said toy, and c) she began to whine and I told her, "when you whine, I walk away."
It gave me a warm fuzzy feeling.
I do something similar. If my son starts crying or making a scene in a public place I tell him to take a deep breath and quiet down or i'll never take him anywhere. That usually works
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Aaah wife… It's so nice not having one...
Fixed that for you
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Having a daughter is fkn awesome. And I can say, because I have one, life would not be better without her.
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Earlyer today my son said to me: "Dad, can we have a fun fight? I promise not to punch you in the balls again."
They can be so funny.
Except when for they do actually punch you in the balls. Then, not so funny.
Anyone who thinks ball hitting humor is funny has never really taken a direct shot to the nuts. It’s always made humorous in movies and I don’t understand. At. All.
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Earlyer today my son said to me: "Dad, can we have a fun fight? I promise not to punch you in the balls again."
They can be so funny.
Except when for they do actually punch you in the balls. Then, not so funny.
Anyone who thinks ball hitting humor is funny has never really taken a direct shot to the nuts. It’s always made humorous in movies and I don’t understand. At. All.
It's only funny when it's not your balls being kicked or punched
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^ maybe you’ve been lucky to avoid the type of shot to the balls that I speak of. This shot takes all
Humor out of it. It replaces it with fear and anger at the prospect -
^ maybe you’ve been lucky to avoid the type of shot to the balls that I speak of. This shot takes all
Humor out of it. It replaces it with fear and anger at the prospectNope, my boy punched me square in the nads once and it wasn't funny. He knows not to do it anymore to me or anyone
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I’m talking about a baseball. Line drive hit by a former pro.
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I’m talking about a baseball. Line drive hit by a former pro.
Ouch
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I bet that was hilarious.
