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    • O
      Omega Man
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      @Graeme:

      My criteria for a pair of jeans are:

      • Do they fit around the waist?

      • Is there enough space in my thighs?

      • Are they long enough in the inseam?

      It makes life easy. 😃

      One more - Does it make my @ss look better? 😃

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      • Matty123M
        Matty123
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        ^all valid questions.

        Maybe so. Maybe not

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        • ChrisC
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          My daughter just stomped into her room and slammed the door because a) I was unsympathetic about her inability to find a toy, b) I told her to clean her room so that she can find said toy, and c) she began to whine and I told her, "when you whine, I walk away."

          It gave me a warm fuzzy feeling.

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          • SeulS
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            Aaah kids… It's so nice not having any...

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            • gaseousclayG
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              @Chris:

              My daughter just stomped into her room and slammed the door because a) I was unsympathetic about her inability to find a toy, b) I told her to clean her room so that she can find said toy, and c) she began to whine and I told her, "when you whine, I walk away."

              It gave me a warm fuzzy feeling.

              I do something similar. If my son starts crying or making a scene in a public place I tell him to take a deep breath and quiet down or i'll never take him anywhere. That usually works

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              • gaseousclayG
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                @Seul:

                Aaah wife… It's so nice not having one...

                Fixed that for you 🙂

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                WTB:
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                IHSH-19

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                • Matty123M
                  Matty123
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                  Having a daughter is fkn awesome. And I can say, because I have one, life would not be better without her.

                  Maybe so. Maybe not

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                  • ColeC
                    Cole
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                    Earlyer today my son said to me: "Dad, can we have a fun fight? I promise not to punch you in the balls again."

                    They can be so funny.  😃

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                    • neph93N
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                      @Cole:

                      Earlyer today my son said to me: "Dad, can we have a fun fight? I promise not to punch you in the balls again."

                      They can be so funny.  😃

                      Except when for they do actually punch you in the balls. Then, not so funny.

                      «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
                      We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

                      • Dame Vera Lynn
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                      • gaseousclayG
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                        @neph93:

                        @Cole:

                        Earlyer today my son said to me: "Dad, can we have a fun fight? I promise not to punch you in the balls again."

                        They can be so funny.  😃

                        Except when for they do actually punch you in the balls. Then, not so funny.

                        Truth

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                        • Matty123M
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                          @neph93:

                          @Cole:

                          Earlyer today my son said to me: "Dad, can we have a fun fight? I promise not to punch you in the balls again."

                          They can be so funny.  😃

                          Except when for they do actually punch you in the balls. Then, not so funny.

                          Anyone who thinks ball hitting humor is funny has never really taken a direct shot to the nuts. It’s always made humorous in movies and I don’t understand. At. All.

                          Maybe so. Maybe not

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                          • ChrisC
                            Chris
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                            @Seul:

                            Aaah kids… It's so nice not having any...

                            I remember those days fondly.

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                            • gaseousclayG
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                              @Matty123:

                              @neph93:

                              @Cole:

                              Earlyer today my son said to me: "Dad, can we have a fun fight? I promise not to punch you in the balls again."

                              They can be so funny.  😃

                              Except when for they do actually punch you in the balls. Then, not so funny.

                              Anyone who thinks ball hitting humor is funny has never really taken a direct shot to the nuts. It’s always made humorous in movies and I don’t understand. At. All.

                              It's only funny when it's not your balls being kicked or punched

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                              • Matty123M
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                                ^ maybe you’ve been lucky to avoid the type of shot to the balls that I speak of. This shot takes all
                                Humor out of it. It replaces it with fear and anger at the prospect 😃

                                Maybe so. Maybe not

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                                • gaseousclayG
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                                  @Matty123:

                                  ^ maybe you’ve been lucky to avoid the type of shot to the balls that I speak of. This shot takes all
                                  Humor out of it. It replaces it with fear and anger at the prospect 😃

                                  Nope, my boy punched me square in the nads once and it wasn't funny. He knows not to do it anymore to me or anyone

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                                  • Matty123M
                                    Matty123
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                                    I’m talking about a baseball. Line drive hit by a former pro.

                                    Maybe so. Maybe not

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                                    • gaseousclayG
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                                      @Matty123:

                                      I’m talking about a baseball. Line drive hit by a former pro.

                                      Ouch

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                                      WTB:
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                                      IHSH-19

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                                      • ChrisC
                                        Chris
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                                        I bet that was hilarious.

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                                        • DougNgD
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                                          Were your kids born dizzy?

                                          I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                                          • SeulS
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                                            @DougNg:

                                            Were your kids born dizzy?

                                            They had wee dents in their foreheads…

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