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    • GraemeG
      Graeme
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      My criteria for a pair of jeans are:

      • Do they fit around the waist?

      • Is there enough space in my thighs?

      • Are they long enough in the inseam?

      It makes life easy. 😃

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      • ChrisC
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        @neph93:

        But are you «one of the 6% who bursts into tears»? [emoji22]

        It's like they were right there in the fitting room with me!

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        • O
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          @Graeme:

          My criteria for a pair of jeans are:

          • Do they fit around the waist?

          • Is there enough space in my thighs?

          • Are they long enough in the inseam?

          It makes life easy. 😃

          One more - Does it make my @ss look better? 😃

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          • Matty123M
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            ^all valid questions.

            Maybe so. Maybe not

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            • ChrisC
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              My daughter just stomped into her room and slammed the door because a) I was unsympathetic about her inability to find a toy, b) I told her to clean her room so that she can find said toy, and c) she began to whine and I told her, "when you whine, I walk away."

              It gave me a warm fuzzy feeling.

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              • SeulS
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                Aaah kids… It's so nice not having any...

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                • gaseousclayG
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                  @Chris:

                  My daughter just stomped into her room and slammed the door because a) I was unsympathetic about her inability to find a toy, b) I told her to clean her room so that she can find said toy, and c) she began to whine and I told her, "when you whine, I walk away."

                  It gave me a warm fuzzy feeling.

                  I do something similar. If my son starts crying or making a scene in a public place I tell him to take a deep breath and quiet down or i'll never take him anywhere. That usually works

                  Sent from my SPH-L710 using Tapatalk

                  WTB:
                  IHSH-129 size L (blue)
                  IHSH-19

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                  • gaseousclayG
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                    Aaah wife… It's so nice not having one...

                    Fixed that for you 🙂

                    Sent from my SPH-L710 using Tapatalk

                    WTB:
                    IHSH-129 size L (blue)
                    IHSH-19

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                    • Matty123M
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                      Having a daughter is fkn awesome. And I can say, because I have one, life would not be better without her.

                      Maybe so. Maybe not

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                      • ColeC
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                        Earlyer today my son said to me: "Dad, can we have a fun fight? I promise not to punch you in the balls again."

                        They can be so funny.  😃

                        WTB:
                        IHJ-96-OLV Size L
                        IHE-13

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                        • neph93N
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                          @Cole:

                          Earlyer today my son said to me: "Dad, can we have a fun fight? I promise not to punch you in the balls again."

                          They can be so funny.  😃

                          Except when for they do actually punch you in the balls. Then, not so funny.

                          «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
                          We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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                          • gaseousclayG
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                            @neph93:

                            @Cole:

                            Earlyer today my son said to me: "Dad, can we have a fun fight? I promise not to punch you in the balls again."

                            They can be so funny.  😃

                            Except when for they do actually punch you in the balls. Then, not so funny.

                            Truth

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                            WTB:
                            IHSH-129 size L (blue)
                            IHSH-19

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                            • Matty123M
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                              @neph93:

                              @Cole:

                              Earlyer today my son said to me: "Dad, can we have a fun fight? I promise not to punch you in the balls again."

                              They can be so funny.  😃

                              Except when for they do actually punch you in the balls. Then, not so funny.

                              Anyone who thinks ball hitting humor is funny has never really taken a direct shot to the nuts. It’s always made humorous in movies and I don’t understand. At. All.

                              Maybe so. Maybe not

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                              • ChrisC
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                                @Seul:

                                Aaah kids… It's so nice not having any...

                                I remember those days fondly.

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                                • gaseousclayG
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                                  @Matty123:

                                  @neph93:

                                  @Cole:

                                  Earlyer today my son said to me: "Dad, can we have a fun fight? I promise not to punch you in the balls again."

                                  They can be so funny.  😃

                                  Except when for they do actually punch you in the balls. Then, not so funny.

                                  Anyone who thinks ball hitting humor is funny has never really taken a direct shot to the nuts. It’s always made humorous in movies and I don’t understand. At. All.

                                  It's only funny when it's not your balls being kicked or punched

                                  Sent from my SPH-L710 using Tapatalk

                                  WTB:
                                  IHSH-129 size L (blue)
                                  IHSH-19

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                                  • Matty123M
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                                    ^ maybe you’ve been lucky to avoid the type of shot to the balls that I speak of. This shot takes all
                                    Humor out of it. It replaces it with fear and anger at the prospect 😃

                                    Maybe so. Maybe not

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                                    • gaseousclayG
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                                      @Matty123:

                                      ^ maybe you’ve been lucky to avoid the type of shot to the balls that I speak of. This shot takes all
                                      Humor out of it. It replaces it with fear and anger at the prospect 😃

                                      Nope, my boy punched me square in the nads once and it wasn't funny. He knows not to do it anymore to me or anyone

                                      Sent from my SPH-L710 using Tapatalk

                                      WTB:
                                      IHSH-129 size L (blue)
                                      IHSH-19

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                                      • Matty123M
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                                        I’m talking about a baseball. Line drive hit by a former pro.

                                        Maybe so. Maybe not

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                                        • gaseousclayG
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                                          @Matty123:

                                          I’m talking about a baseball. Line drive hit by a former pro.

                                          Ouch

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                                          WTB:
                                          IHSH-129 size L (blue)
                                          IHSH-19

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                                          • ChrisC
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                                            I bet that was hilarious.

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