Random Announcements
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Chase fraud protection prevented me from buying beer last night. I can't decide what that says about me.
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2 days ago I was in Europe's biggest water park, at 7am this morning I was sat on a sun terrace in Santa Susanna near Barcelona, now I'm at home sat on my bed and it's raining….the week has gone down hill fast.
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Spotted in Barcelona, the official denim of "American People"
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As an American ^these pantalons depress me.
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As an American ^these pantalons depress me.
An Okie in "The Grapes of Wrath" would find them depressing.
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Spotted in Barcelona, the official denim of "American People"
I assume they are talking about this 'Merica:
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what rotten luck,
buy a ThinkPad next time! -
Or he could spend 7 bucks and get this
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@DougNg unfortunately, I do not think that would help. When @Madame Buttonfly does it, she takes no prisoners. She contrives to create a tsunami of coffee upon the table top, it then enters the air vents at some considerable force, the opposite way to these arrows….
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Last BBQ of the summer at my mate's yesterday (despite autumn weather)… My mate woke up at 6 am on his couch, naked, not remembering much... My other mate threw up all over the place when he got home...
Me?.. I got up at 10am, showered, had two pistolets with salmon and herb cheese, a 30' nap, and am now thinking what beer I'll be having tonight...
Remember fellas: if you're gonna be drinking hard, eat as much as you can, don't mix, and drink water in between!..
/seasoned drunk out
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I had an ENT consultation today. Part of it involved having a fibre optic instrument inserted into my nose. This felt like a scene from a sci-fi film, and isn't an experience I'd recommend.
Anyway it turns out I've got a
deviantdeviated septum, and enlarged inferior Turbinates.So sometime next year I'll be getting things bashed into shape, and drilled, bored and countersunk. Sounds painful…
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When @Madame Buttonfly does it, she takes no prisoners. She contrives to create a tsunami of coffee upon the table top, it then enters the air vents at some considerable force, the opposite way to these arrows….
I have to defend myself! A gust of wind blew through our marquee blowing stuff everywhere - as I tried to keep things under control I knocked over a coffee (not mine) - anyway, I am paying the price for my clumsiness as I now have to check G's email as well as my own until he gets back to Gosport on Friday
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WWWWWHHHHAAAT!? It was never my fault… partly my fault. It was terrible luck and considering me and Paula were just that second talking about the last time Giles's mac was destroyed by a spilt coffee we really should have known better.
I too am paying the price as i have to read giles's emails as he drives and i get car sick when reading. All hath been punished.
