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[rocket]

why?, we all know that you are not in the market for…. 

[rocket]

love the buckets…

[4c]

The Romans used to clean and whiten their teeth with urine. It is said to be fairly effective.

[davito]

at my dentist they let you feeling like king ..this is where the magic of my dental hygiene is happening, without urine but it's pretty kuul too

[neph93]

^ well done. How's Emerald Ilse treating you?

[neph93]

Also how much did shipping your IH gear across the Atlantic cost? [emoji23]

[Chris]

Chase fraud protection prevented me from buying beer last night.  I can't decide what that says about me.

[Megatron1505]

2 days ago I was in Europe's biggest water park, at 7am this morning I was sat on a sun terrace in Santa Susanna near Barcelona, now I'm at home sat on my bed and it's raining….the week has gone down hill fast.

[Megatron1505]

Spotted in Barcelona, the official denim of "American People"

[BloodnThunder]

As an American ^these pantalons depress me.

[steelworker]

@BloodnThunder:

As an American ^these pantalons depress me.

An Okie in "The Grapes of Wrath" would find them depressing.

[4c]

@Megatron1505:

Spotted in Barcelona, the official denim of "American People"

I assume they are talking about this 'Merica:

[Sam]

Paula's coffee and Giles's Mac book have once again met in a twisted romance that has left the Giles's mac with a broken heart… or at least a broken hard drive.

Long story short... Giles might be a bit slow replying to posts and messages but he'll do his best.

SP

[Sam]

This is Giles here.  It was actually Sams coffee.  Paula just provided the motive force…...FECK.....

[trail and arrow]

what rotten luck,
buy a ThinkPad next time!

[rocket]

feck….

there is a Apple store in Cologne ....

[Snowy]

@trail:

what rotten luck,
buy a ThinkPad next time!

I'm almost thinking a tough book might be in order!

[DougNg]

Or he could spend 7 bucks and get this

http://www.amazon.com/Mosiso-Keyboard-Silicone-MacBook-Display/dp/B00GGZU0TE/ref=sr_1_22?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1441502077&sr=1-22&keywords=macbook+keyboard+cover

[Giles]

@DougNg unfortunately, I do not think that would help.  When @Madame Buttonfly does it, she takes no prisoners. She contrives to create a tsunami of coffee upon the table top, it then enters the air vents at some considerable force, the opposite way to these arrows….

[Seul]

Last BBQ of the summer at my mate's yesterday (despite autumn weather)… My mate woke up at 6 am on his couch, naked, not remembering much... My other mate threw up all over the place when he got home...

Me?.. I got up at 10am, showered, had two pistolets with salmon and herb cheese, a 30' nap, and am now thinking what beer I'll be having tonight...

Remember fellas: if you're gonna be drinking hard, eat as much as you can, don't mix, and drink water in between!..

/seasoned drunk out