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Chris

I have been given a shotgun. I am armed. I feel like a real Texan.

Megatron1505

I feel like a real Texan.

Spot the key word .

Chris

Do not try my patience. I am armed. Soon I will be instructed on how to shoot small orange Frisbees. Fear me, for I am your Doom.

Megatron1505

Chris, I am sorry to say that to the native texans you will always be nothing more than a curiosity. Like showers and not sleeping with your cousin.

Chris

So native Texans are like East Midlanders, only with more teeth and less of a penchant for farm animals?

DougNg

Good for you Chris

Orange frisbees are what's bringing this country down

Chris

First the orange Frisbees, then the communists. That's how freedom dies every time.

DougNg

If you need ammo, freedom munitions is in your neck of the woods. They typically are fully stocked in the storefront I've heard. Pretty dismal online

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Chris

I have been disarmed. I feel like less of a man.

I feel… English.

Megatron1505

It's true, oh how we envy your gun crime

Seul

Oh how I envy your UK knife laws

Snowy

Should try Australia's knife laws on Seul ;). You'd have nothing but a swiss army knife.

Seul

I see you've played knifey spooney before…

Snowy

very very big fines for your pretty knifes if one tries to import. Crocodile Dundee is where it all started going the other way.

injunjack

Chris, who took away your shotgun?

Chris

Wasn't mine- it was a rental. I went to a charity clay shooting tournament; more details about it in the What Are You Doing Today thread.

deadendpro

i s'pose i am back. fncking school can eat my knob! i am making time for all you lovely ladies and not-so-gentlemen!

grandmasterben

I wish I was English… It's taxing hearing about all of the unfortunate things that happen here. And congrats dep...

Finn666

welcome back pro!…