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[Chris]

I have been given a shotgun.  I am armed.  I feel like a real Texan.

[Megatron1505]

@Chris:

I feel like a real Texan.

Spot the key word .

[Chris]

Do not try my patience.  I am armed.  Soon I will be instructed on how to shoot small orange Frisbees.  Fear me, for I am your Doom.

[Megatron1505]

Chris, I am sorry to say that to the native texans you will always be nothing more than a curiosity. Like showers and not sleeping with your cousin.

[Chris]

So native Texans are like East Midlanders, only with more teeth and less of a penchant for farm animals?

[DougNg]

Good for you Chris

Orange frisbees are what's bringing this country down

[Chris]

First the orange Frisbees, then the communists.  That's how freedom dies every time.

[DougNg]

If you need ammo, freedom munitions is in your neck of the woods. They typically are fully stocked in the storefront I've heard. Pretty dismal online

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[Chris]

I have been disarmed.  I feel like less of a man.

I feel… English.

[Megatron1505]

It's true, oh how we envy your gun crime 

[Seul]

Oh how I envy your UK knife laws 

[Snowy]

Should try Australia's knife laws on Seul ;). You'd have nothing but a swiss army knife.

[Seul]

I see you've played knifey spooney before…

[Snowy]

very very big fines for your pretty knifes if one tries to import. Crocodile Dundee is where it all started going the other way.

[injunjack]

Chris, who took away your shotgun?

[Chris]

Wasn't mine- it was a rental.  I went to a charity clay shooting tournament; more details about it in the What Are You Doing Today thread.

[deadendpro]

i s'pose i am back. fncking school can eat my knob! i am making time for all you lovely ladies and not-so-gentlemen!

[grandmasterben]

I wish I was English… It's taxing hearing about all of the unfortunate things that happen here. And congrats dep...

[Finn666]

welcome back pro!…

[deadendpro]

hahaha, thanks rafa. thought it was time to get back into the posting and seeing whats up. Only big hurdle is catching up on all the stuff i am oblivious to. SO MANY POSTS. lawl.