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    • Megatron1505M
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      Not really sure where to start with this one, not really an announcement, or a thing I've been doing today….more of a disturbing and embarrassing story about what happened to me and Pam today.

      It started at the beginning of the week, whenever we turned the heater on in the car there was the most god awful smell come through the vents into the car.....like a urine soaked nappy (diaper), but 10 times worse. So we have been driving around cold all week.

      Anyway, today we picked Tommy up from school to take him to his swimming lesson, and it was absolutely freezing, so we had to put the heater on in the car. The stench was back, and far worse than ever, so we decided that we would take the car to our mechanic in the morning and get him to check it out. When we got to the swimming centre Pam decided to have a look at the engine, to see if she could spot anything at all wrong, so she lifted the bonnet (hood), and saw.....

      A VERY LARGE, VERY DEAD, PARTIALLY COOKED CAT  :o :o :o :o :o

      It doesn't even end there…...

      So we took Tom inside the swimming centre, got him changed and took him to his lesson (all the while not telling Tom what was on the engine). Once Tom was safely in the pool I went to the reception desk and asked if they had a large bin liner that I could borrow (didn't tell them what for obviously), went back to the car, and using plastic bags as gloves, and with Pam holding the bag open I removed the cooked, deceased cat from the engine (well, most of it), and put the cat in the nearest large bin (big council thing on the car park).

      We then went back inside, and up to the observation balcony to watch the rest of Tommys lesson, trying to forget the horror that we had just done. Imagine our horror when we arrived at the balcony, and realised that not only did it give a fantastic view of the pool, it also gave a perfect view of the front of our car through a large window, and everyone had seen every gory detail of what we had just done, everyone apart from the kids in the pool thankfully.

      No-one said anything, but we got some interesting looks  😶

      Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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      • SeulS
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        Hahahah fucking hell Mega  😉 😉 😉

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        • GilesG
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          Note from a customer today.  God, we love you lot…..

          No need to stack.. Please ship them after hemming is complete. I will be waiting for the delivery man in my underwear! Absolutely cannot wait!!

          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          • crankyfartC
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            @Giles:

            I will be waiting for the delivery man in my underwear!

            😉 😉 😉

            make peace, not war. <3

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            • DougNgD
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              @Megatron1505:

              Not really sure where to start with this one, not really an announcement, or a thing I've been doing today….more of a disturbing and embarrassing story about what happened to me and Pam today.

              It started at the beginning of the week, whenever we turned the heater on in the car there was the most god awful smell come through the vents into the car.....like a urine soaked nappy (diaper), but 10 times worse. So we have been driving around cold all week.

              Anyway, today we picked Tommy up from school to take him to his swimming lesson, and it was absolutely freezing, so we had to put the heater on in the car. The stench was back, and far worse than ever, so we decided that we would take the car to our mechanic in the morning and get him to check it out. When we got to the swimming centre Pam decided to have a look at the engine, to see if she could spot anything at all wrong, so she lifted the bonnet (hood), and saw.....

              A VERY LARGE, VERY DEAD, PARTIALLY COOKED CAT  :o :o :o :o :o

              It doesn't even end there…...

              So we took Tom inside the swimming centre, got him changed and took him to his lesson (all the while not telling Tom what was on the engine). Once Tom was safely in the pool I went to the reception desk and asked if they had a large bin liner that I could borrow (didn't tell them what for obviously), went back to the car, and using plastic bags as gloves, and with Pam holding the bag open I removed the cooked, deceased cat from the engine (well, most of it), and put the cat in the nearest large bin (big council thing on the car park).

              We then went back inside, and up to the observation balcony to watch the rest of Tommys lesson, trying to forget the horror that we had just done. Imagine our horror when we arrived at the balcony, and realised that not only did it give a fantastic view of the pool, it also gave a perfect view of the front of our car through a large window, and everyone had seen every gory detail of what we had just done, everyone apart from the kids in the pool thankfully.

              No-one said anything, but we got some interesting looks  😶

              Apparently the cat in the engine thing isn't that uncommon. Happened to my friend too. I guess they like the warmth of the engine

              Not gonna happen in my Juke though…not enough room in the engine even for a cat...

              I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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              • ChrisC
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                Heard of it happening with squirrels, too.  Not as common as cats, of course, but other animals like to take naps in warm engine compartments.

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                • natehateN
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                  ive heard of it with snakes and mice and such but never a cat

                  and i know g said he wasnt into a himel collab cause of there already really high price point
                  and lewis is shit and closer then 7 hours id assume
                  i know its not schott
                  i dont think itd be vanson
                  and i think goodwear is more then a 7 hour flight
                  hmmm
                  theres another company out of the nj area that does horse hide? cant recall the name but they make the stuff for this site www.legendaryusa.com but they almost seem to "budget"
                  im stumped

                  don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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                  • joesaintjohnJ
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                    You know when punkers are getting old, because they wear orthotics in their stompin' boots.

                    Fat dudes need good clothes too.

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                    • ChrisC
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                      Sadly, yes- this is Texas style…

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                      • joesaintjohnJ
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                        ^^
                        That picture is the perfect description of Texas. Whenever anyone asks about Texas, just show them that.

                        Fat dudes need good clothes too.

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                        • GilesG
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                          In between school and university I was a van driver delivering books to Northern Ireland.  It was at the height of the troubles and all cars/vans getting onto the ferry to Belfast were searched by army dudes with machine guns.  I sat in the Van, the bonnet was lifted, then I was beckoned out of the van by muzzle of gun and told to tell them what the feck was that thing doing in the engine bay.  It was a cat nestled up looking warm and shit scared….

                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                          • Megatron1505M
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                            ^ Just to mention, that quote from Geo on your sig is genius. I never had the pleasure to speak to the man himself, but I give daily appreciation to his summation of Giles.

                            Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                            • SeulS
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                              My calendar was still at September!.. So y'all get a DOUBLE WHAMMY update!.. Pig-tober + Hog-ember!..

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                              • Finn666F
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                                glad to see my gift gets still used! might need to find you another one for 2013 😃

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                                • SeulS
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                                  I will have to talk to my other German mate who provided the 2nd calendar… Of course, anyone can send in a calendar...  😃

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                                  • Finn666F
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                                    Happy WORLD MEN´S DAY !…

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                                    • GilesG
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                                      Yeah, great looking beer and pizza….

                                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                      • MastersOfDeathM
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                                        There's beer and pizza?

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                                        • injunjackI
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                                          what pizza and beer?

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                                          • SeulS
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                                            Fake tits, Heineken isn't beer, 'merican pizza.

                                            You can keep all three.

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