The Mad Red Motherf**ker World Tour.

[Bridger]

Nice simile @ARNC

I caught norovirus on the first night of a work trip to Singapore.

My boss was so sick she didn't leave the hotel room, so I had to take the day-long client meetings.

I spent the day pale white, trying not to projectile vomit.

Good memories.

[ARNC]

Breaking: Our Bodø correspondent confirms the Mad Red is on its way to Buckinghamshire (subject to the vagaries of the Norwegian postal service). Local sources in the UK indicate that plans are being made to mark its arrival.

[Giles]

[denim-dawg]

@T4920 This picture is one of the True Classics of the Forum.

[Aetas]

@ARNC said in The Mad Red Motherf**ker World Tour.:

… its arrival.

Celebrate the arrival of the MRMF!
Don’t hold back @ARNC !

[tody]

@ARNC don't you dare not bringing it to Hamburg..

[ARNC]

@tody not sure how long it will take to reach me. If everything works out, it’ll be coming with me.

[ARNC]

@tody absent a mad red miracle tonight/tomorrow you’re going to be disappointed this weekend (as will I). The MRMF cleared Norwegian customs on Monday and was sent out of the country early on Tuesday morning, but has yet to be tracked in the UK. It’s officially Nowhere until it’s Somewhere again.

Update: it materialised in Coventry overnight. There’s an outside chance this might work out.

Further update: “The parcel is now on its way to the delivery address. 17 April 2026 at 06:31.” I’m daring to hope

[Mizmazzle]

Mad Red works in mysterious ways!

[ARNC]

I believe in miracles …

[twin]

@Tobi Like the photos here.

[Mizmazzle]

@ARNC He has risen!!!

[Tago Mago]

@ARNC where you from, you sexy thing

[ARNC]

Getting ready for tomorrow.

[Aetas]

@ARNC said in The Mad Red Motherf**ker World Tour.:

Getting ready for tomorrow.

The MRMF is meeting The Wabbidashery in Hamburg!

Definitely an Iron Heart World Tour Highlight.
Two at one place after years of touring.

[Aetas]

Curious and prepared …

[ARNC]

@Aetas this seems apposite (and possibly up your street).

[neph93]

This is awesome. Glad it worked out @ARNC

[Aetas]

Thanks for your leg in here @neph93

[ARNC]

@neph93 me too! Everything came together very quickly after it emerged from the black hole.

The “assorted small items” forms quite an archive. I’ll have to think what I can add.