Patrick's IH Adventure (2016 Intern)

[Seul]

Wait who's that person in the kitchen in last pic… Thought it was Paula (til I noticed her next to G)...

[Giles]

That is Ian, he works there and occasionally sails around the world…...

[Seul]

Sorry Paula - now having a beer and I can see the enormity of the cock-up I've made… 

[Seul]

(My eyesight's horrible when I'm sober… Like a mole's in dense fog...)

[Giles]

Seul - you are toast…..

[Seul]

Who posted that…

stumbles outside and reaches for the taxi

[PattyCakez]

@Seul:

stumbles outside and reaches for the taxi

helps Seul reach the taxi and then we drink more beer after

[Madame Buttonfly]

@Seul:

Sorry Paula - now having a beer and I can see the enormity of the cock-up I've made… 

I'm a little shocked that can only view me as an attractive woman with your beer goggles on @Seul  :o

[Graeme]

@Seul:

(My eyesight's horrible when I'm sober… Like a mole's in dense fog...)

You might want to try a face blindness test @Seul!

(I scored 43%, so I probably need to drink beer until I can recognise people.)

[Seul]

@Madame:

I'm a little shocked that can only view me as an attractive woman with your beer goggles on @Seul  :o

It works both ways though… I had encounters with what I assumed were lovely looking lasses before, and some of them turned out to be... well... witches... And on one occasion it turned out to be me sis... Basically I can only tell what's going on if someone's right in front of me...

[Giles]

Hey, incest is massively underated…..

[Seul]

I'm not bloody Texan…

[Niro]

[Giles]

One Texan to another….

You know buddy, it's a great shame that your wife's left you, but just remember, she'll always be your sister.....

[louisbosco]

^^^ absolute gold

[Chris]

@Giles:

Hey, incest is massively underated…..

@Seul:

I'm not bloody Texan…

For centuries, European nobility "kept the bloodlines pure" by not breeding outside their extended families.  For centuries, Americans have regarded incest as the province of ignorant backwoods redneck losers.

No point, really, just throwing that out there…

[Megatron1505]

Isn't Texas the home of the red neck? (Since they moved from North Carolina)

[PattyCakez]

@Giles:

Hey, incest is massively underated…..

@Giles:

One Texan to another….

You know buddy, it's a great shame that your wife's left you, but just remember, she'll always be your sister.....

The Lannisters approve of this ongoing conversation…

[Chris]

@Megatron1505:

Isn't Texas the home of the red neck? (Since they moved from North Carolina)

Rednecks are like cockroaches- they're everywhere.  About as pleasant to have around, too…

[PattyCakez]

Alright last post about wincest and then no more..

Thank you @Giles for making my Iron Heart Adventure thread a lot more reader friendly.