Patrick's IH Adventure (2016 Intern)
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@Madame:
I'm a little shocked that can only view me as an attractive woman with your beer goggles on @Seul :o
It works both ways though… I had encounters with what I assumed were lovely looking lasses before, and some of them turned out to be... well... witches... And on one occasion it turned out to be me sis... Basically I can only tell what's going on if someone's right in front of me...
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^^^ absolute gold
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Hey, incest is massively underated…..
I'm not bloody Texan…
For centuries, European nobility "kept the bloodlines pure" by not breeding outside their extended families. For centuries, Americans have regarded incest as the province of ignorant backwoods redneck losers.
No point, really, just throwing that out there…
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Isn't Texas the home of the red neck? (Since they moved from North Carolina)
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Isn't Texas the home of the red neck? (Since they moved from North Carolina)
Rednecks are like cockroaches- they're everywhere. About as pleasant to have around, too…
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Alright last post about wincest and then no more..
Thank you @Giles for making my Iron Heart Adventure thread a lot more reader friendly.
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Today is the 9th day of Iron Heart Christmas! Which means that all Tees and Sweats are 10% OFF!!!!!!
And then we get this one order..
Not complaining at all though!!
Here we have @Winchy hustling 2 15 inch Macbook Pros… We should maybe invest in a 30 inch screen for him to be fully content.
@Sam actually pointed this out to us all, but after he watched all 7 seasons and absolutely NEEDED to watch the 8th, he stumbled across this little jacket out in the wild of Gilmore Girls land.
And yes, that is indeed a Gilmore Boy wearing our very own.. You guessed it.
TBH It would've been a little cooler to see our jackets in… I don't know The Walking Dead or in a Marvel movie but hey, we're not complaining.
Speaking of Deck Jackets, people across the globe are now happily warm in their new N1's
It's been a fantastic week of orders through Christmas and gift giving, and I can't believe how fast this year has come and gone! If I don't post tomorrow, I hope everyone that's reading this are having a glorious holiday season and a happy new year!
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Hey, incest is massively underated…..
As is bestiality. Pardon me while I slip into a warm Jersey.
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Time for the sentimental post.
Well guys, this is it. It's officially my last day working as a full time member of Iron Heart UK.
It's amazing how quickly one year passes us by.. and it really seems like it was just yesterday when I first flew into the UK back in January 2016 and almost got denied entry because I told the Border Patrol that I was looking into possibly working in the UK on a visitor's visa… My girlfriend was facepalming the hell out of her self as she saw me dig a bigger and bigger hole for myself as I told them about my life ambitions.. But in the end they let me in anyways and out of that experience, I am now much more mature in my ways hahaha. :p
I want to personally thank @Madame Buttonfly and @Giles for putting up with me through all the emails, official visa crap, your always lovely hospitality (more Paula than G at this point tbh) and for giving me the opportunity to spend such an amazing year working at an even more amazing company. I’ve never had (nor do I think I ever will again) such amazing bosses to work for. Thanks for always trusting in my decisions to do things certain ways and in my creative contributions for the company, hopefully I’ve made you both proud!
Shoutout to @Sam for always taking photos whenever I needed them, teaching me the true meaning of being a PHOTOGRAPHER and model, for all of our adventures while making videos and modeling… We gotta send our modelling shots to GQ. Thanks for always being so smiley cheerful and shit even when it is straight up 9am on a Monday morning... It’s much needed and appreciated through this gloomy ass English weather. Another shoutout sent out to @Winchy for always looking out for me and always being so calm and cool even when shit hits the fan.. usually by my own doing hahaha. I do like to think I have a greater appreciation for 80's music now (as well as the all great David Holmes), and will try my best to listen to my albums in WAV files from now on…. It's been a pleasure working with you both and thank you for everything you’ve done for me. Please know that through everything we’ve experienced together this year, I do consider you two as my big older white British brothers. Do look after @Lindsey, and I know you guys will achieve amazing things.
For everyone else, thanks for supporting this little adventure of mine and keeping updated on this little thread I made. From first learning how to chainstitch, to being able to fly out to Berlin for Burg & Schild's Party, learning about the ins and outs of the business, slaving with everyone to create a Boule Court and so much more, it's truly been quite the experience. It's been real, like really real, but here's to an even more amazing 2017. Iron Heart 4evaaaa and stay stubborn.
Here’s a piece of art I made that speaks volumes about family, love, friendship and never ever giving up on your dreams. It’s the next Picasso /Leonardo da Vinci I honestly do believe.
That it for now.
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@PattyCakez - gonna miss you in SO many ways, thank you for EVERYTHING, won't be the same without you
But hope to see you as a welcome visitor very, very soon!
