Random Rants
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Right, calm now. Still going to be paying a visit tomorrow and having a strong word with the head teacher and pick Tommy up from school.
If some of the parents of the primitive fuck weasels could drag themselves off their sofa for 10 minutes they might realise that their lack of attention for their offspring is turning them into the next generation of scroungers and layabout thugs.
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(which does not narrow it down much)…..
I'm not THAT fertile… You have me confused with @neph93 , lmao!
But, I definitely plan to add to the roster with some "25% Japanese, 25% Okinawan, 25% African American, 25% Polish" babies here in the next few years!
While we're on the subject, I've seriously started researching sorting the snip-snip out. The two places who offer it locally make a big thing of it being a quick, easy 20min procedure. Which begs the question, why the actual fuck are they going to charge me $900 for it? [emoji35]
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That's fairly cheap actually! Are you sure that's the price for a vasectomy, and not castration? Lol!
Really?! It's more than I'd want to pay anyone for cutting on any part of me, let alone my meat and veg (or if you're Seul, my vegan quorn log and veg).
But needs must… booked in now. Keep an eye in the " What are you doing today" thread on the 14th November [emoji533]
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While we're on the subject, I've seriously started researching sorting the snip-snip out. The two places who offer it locally make a big thing of it being a quick, easy 20min procedure. Which begs the question, why the actual fuck are they going to charge me $900 for it? [emoji35]
I'm unclear on this one- do you want them to take longer, or charge less?
Which leads to the follow up question, is this the kind of thing you want to bargain shop?
I was willing to pay damn near anything…
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While we're on the subject, I've seriously started researching sorting the snip-snip out. The two places who offer it locally make a big thing of it being a quick, easy 20min procedure. Which begs the question, why the actual fuck are they going to charge me $900 for it? [emoji35]
20 min sound awfully fast. Mine took about 40 min or so. Oh, and in germany it costs around 450,00 €.
Other then that it's no big deal.
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While we're on the subject, I've seriously started researching sorting the snip-snip out. The two places who offer it locally make a big thing of it being a quick, easy 20min procedure. Which begs the question, why the actual fuck are they going to charge me $900 for it? [emoji35]
i can do it for free.. no guarantees tho..
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@louisbosco no worries, my wife makes that offer regularly. Like every time a blue bag arrives.
@gaseousclay well played, sir! Glad the reference wasn't wasted [emoji6]
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If anyone has ever dropped anything behind the dryer and welt to grab it while it was running… don't...
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It's pretty gross (I won't post pics of the actual burn), but Jesus… I knew it got hot back there but melting your skin off hot is a bit ridiculous. ShMe on me for "not thinking"
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Well, my joke at your expense has caused me some karma points, apparently…..
I recently found my Zippo, so yesterday I bought some fluid, a wick and some flints... I got her filled up and all today before leaving out to do laundry. Well, I over-filled it apparently, and some fluid leaked in my pants pocket (555-03). All of that, paired with an unusually sunny day has caused a slight chemical burn on my thigh.
