Random Rants

[seanocono]

The used baking dish is my favorite part. It was the hardest thing he could think of, besides his tinfoil hat; but he spent days making that, so he wasn't going to give it up.

[Finn666]

god damn
the only way i can explain this, is that seul bought all of those items shown…but that wouldn´t be the Eli i know

[FurattoHeddo]

A guy from Hawaii once sent me a VHS tape packed in a used cereal box (long time ago as you can tell), I'm all for recycling but that was a bit weird, but to stay on topic that's a real bummer to see a Westmalle mug shattered like that, Seul…

[injunjack]

Eli

Here you go…get another.

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/trappist-Westmalle-bierpot-chope-beer-mug-trappistenbier-0-5-L-/130880773808?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_123&hash=item1e791a1eb0#ht_500wt_1414

[seanocono]

How could you not for €1?

[Giles]

Seul.  Beat this.

Antique water filter sent to me 10 days ago.

Holy feck…..

[Clint_D]

$50/sq ft handmade tile from Heath Ceramics in California.  The idiot who shipped them had bare tile on tile so more than half were broken, cracked, chipped, etc.  Luckily, my refund cleared 2 days ago.

Not a good sign:

Most looked like these:

[Seul]

So the guy's refunding me (duh) but he's adamant it was packed "relatively well"…

sorry hiervoor kruik was toch redelijk goed ingepakt.
waarschijnlijk hebben ze bij de post er mee gesmeten zou je denken,want hier was de kruik in perfecte staat.

=> sorry about this the jug was packed relatively well.
they probably threw it around at the post office, cause it was in excellent nick here.

RELATIVELY WELL?.. Not it wasn't you DUMBASS… I hope you're treating the baby whose clothes you wrapped it in, better than this...

@Seul:

[tatmantall]

did you order those pajamas from the same guy who made your sleeveless pink jumpsuit?

just kiddin'

[Seul]

I bought this to wear it under the pink jumpsuit - very itchy stuff that one!..

[tatmantall]

[Chris]

Did he ship it in a shoebox?

[Seul]

The thinnest shoebox ever… On itself, that wouldn't be an issue had he filled the mug with toilet paper and wrapped it in bubblewrap... Of course, he chose to spoil me and add a beautiful pink baby onesie.

Maybe it's Finn's size though, isn't he an XXXXXS?..

[Chris]

Probably have to ask his girlfriend about that.

[Megatron1505]

@Seul:

Maybe it's Finn's size though, isn't he an XXXXXS?..

Since getting back in the gym I believe he is now an XXXXXXXS, and he still sizes down 2 

[rocket]

there is a chance he could fit in….

@Seul:

but he's adamant it was packed "relatively well"…

that made laugh out loud….

There seems to be a hugh demand in "how do I pack fragile items for shipping"

now thinking to offer skype courses for crazy money.... new business here I come...

[Finn666]

Eli, ship that shit my way…

...i dare you, i double dare you motherf@...!

[Seul]

Just binned it… Besides you told me you were more of a unicorn man...

[injunjack]

@Seul:

The thinnest shoebox ever… On itself, that wouldn't be an issue had he filled the mug with toilet paper and wrapped it in bubblewrap... Of course, he chose to spoil me and add a beautiful pink baby onesie.

Maybe it's Finn's size though, isn't he an XXXXXS?..

At least he's wearing clothes that look that small….

[Finn666]

fuck you too guys! getting old, just saying…