Random Rants

[neph93]

I’ll bet my left nut that the two EPL games on Norwegian telly today got bigger audiences than any Olympic programming. They bring shame upon themselves mate, they don’t need me to do it [emoji23]

[Megatron1505]

There was only one great sporting event today, wasn’t there @manufc10 

[manufc10]

@Megatron1505:

There was only one great sporting event today, wasn’t there @manufc10 

Let's not talk about that. Seriously what the eff is going on with them?!  Kudos to Newcastle and no disrespect to them but damn there is no reason we should be losing to them.  Can't we just put sir Alex back in charge?  He's at every freaking game anyways.

[EJS]

20 quid for a bunch of roses… feeling like a mug

[neph93]

@EJS:

20 quid for a bunch of roses… feeling like a mug

Sounds like a bargain. Try a ton for 12 long stemmed ones in my neck of the woods.

[EJS]

Wow, bet the champagne isn't cheap either..

[Jett129]

Good News-Wife allergic to roses,Bad News-She loves champagne truffles from Switzerland,and there’s 1 place in NYC you can get them. Roses would have been cheaper.

[UnTucked]

I front loaded our relationship with "I have an extreme pollen allergy (True), so you should never expect flowers"…..

Once or twice a year, I buy flowers, and she LOVES that I make that "sacrifice" for her...

I'll be driving home from Heathrow with flowers tomorrow, since I missed Valentine's Day. Hopefully, I can find some allergy medicine at the airport.....

[bryaneidins70]

Silk flowers, the flowers that keep giving…........allergy relief.

[neph93]

^ player

I jibbed the flowers this year and went for something expensive that she wants and needs. Scored a lot of points 

[Aetas]

Flowers X scoring points was the way to go this year @neph93 
Came back healthy from my ski trip! Seems to be enough. Puh…

[Jett129]

So I guess you guys know about the point system to a happy marriage/relationship. Example-Take wife out to dinner for Valentines Day +50,It’s a brew pub-20,the waitresses are toppless -100 You get the idea.

[Appfaff]

@neph93:

^ player

I jibbed the flowers this year and went for something expensive that she wants and needs. Scored a lot of points 

At least cashing in those points won’t turn into another child this time…

I’m honestly surprised no one else said it lol

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[neph93]

@Appfaff:

@neph93:

^ player

I jibbed the flowers this year and went for something expensive that she wants and needs. Scored a lot of points 

At least cashing in those points won’t turn into another child this time…

Still waiting on the all clear for that so I'm taking no chances. With my luck+superhuman levels of fertility  I'd end up with triplets right before the finishing line

I'm of the opinion that having a points surplus at any given time is a sound strategy. You never know when dumb shit is going to occur and you find yourself in dire need of them.

[UnTucked]

I have yet to find a "surplus great enough" to quench the fires of an angry dragon….. LMAO!

[neph93]

@UnTucked:

I have yet to find a "surplus great enough" to quench the fires of an angry dragon….. LMAO!

Oh hell, if I do dumb shit and she get mad, then she mad no matter how many points I saved up. But at least then I know I SHOULD be good in principle [emoji1]

[UnTucked]

Little known fact:

"Dragons" can't count surplus points… They just collect them like Smaug collects gold.

[organisys]

Surplus points are like crypto currency, worth something today, worthless tomorrow for no aparant reason.

[neph93]

^ ha. True story.

[Jett129]

I feel as if surplus points expire at midnight,and you wake up with zero.