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    • N
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      @Dion:

      @Giles:

      Today she placed an order for GBP1,500
      Boom

      If she pays in GBP, it may be a UK artist. Now I imagine Elton John rocking Iron Heart while wearing his fancy glasses.

      Don't Go Breaking My Iron Heart.  ::)
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      Hat, coat…...TAXI!!

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      • ChrisC
        Chris
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        @UnTucked:

        You haven't learned to lie about arrival times?

        We've been together sixteen years.  Of course I've learned to lie about time.

        I needed to leave by 6:25, so I asked her to be home by 6:00.  She showed up at 7:30.

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        • neph93N
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          ^ I have one of those wives too.

          «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
          We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

          • Dame Vera Lynn
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          • SeulS
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            No neph - when your wife says "she's late", it means she's pregnant… You should know by now...

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            • GraemeG
              Graeme
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              I own a Google / LG Nexus 5X.

              The first handset lasted about two or three months before suffering a hardware failure.

              The second handset failed in the same way last week in Sydney, after about twelve months.

              Fortunately it's still under warranty, and handset three is arriving later this week.

              Anyone want to guess how long it will last?

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              • louisboscoL
                louisbosco
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                0 cause you're gonna replace it?

                "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

                • Harvey Specter
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                • ChrisC
                  Chris
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                  Length of warranty plus one week…

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                  • GraemeG
                    Graeme
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                    The phone is under warranty until January, so I'll run it for now, and replace it later this year.

                    I'm just wondering how many more handsets I'll go through before then. 😉

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                    • Megatron1505M
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                      This rant will only resonate with English people, unless you want to Google the following two words"Skegness" and "Butlins ".

                      Next weekend I have to spend three nights at Butlins in Skegness for a kids football tournament. Not only is the place hell on earth, they charge £150 a night to be put up in a tiny room with a plastic mattress, metal bed frame and conditions more akin to a POW camp than a holiday park.

                      Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                      • GilesG
                        Giles
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                        So, an upgrade from Mansfield?

                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                        • Megatron1505M
                          Megatron1505
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                          Actually not….. it's where Mansfield goes on holiday (hence the rant)  ???

                          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                          • GilesG
                            Giles
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                            So, Crack and Meth included in the all inclusive package….

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • Megatron1505M
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                              Put it this way, I'll be wearing my Vibergs as slippers to avoid stepping on syringes and broken glass  😞

                              Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                              • CutlasshoundC
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                                @Megatron1505:

                                Put it this way, I'll be wearing my Vibergs as slippers to avoid stepping on syringes and broken glass  😞
                                [/quote]

                                I thought Butlins was the Ginger mans holiday venue of choice?

                                Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                                I ain't got time to bleed.

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                                • Megatron1505M
                                  Megatron1505
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                                  You're thinking of Gosport, still I understand the confusion  😃

                                  Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                  • madmondayM
                                    madmonday
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                                    fighting with UPS because I signed a waiver to release a package without anyone being home but they delivered it to the wrong address.

                                    Should be pretty straight forward to deal with, but UPS's logic is I signed a signature release so the item being delivered to the wrong address is of little consequence  😠

                                    It's cool though, UPS has no idea who they are f^cking with 😎

                                    head high, middle finger higher

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                                    • BloodnThunderB
                                      BloodnThunder
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                                      Potential Grailed buyer conversation:

                                      Buyer:  'How skinny/slim are these (pants)?'
                                      Me:  'They're a slim fit.  11.25 top thigh, 8.5" knee, 7.5" hem'
                                      Buyer:  'What's the leg opening size?'

                                      uuummmmmmm…..... ???

                                      IG: Shadesofindig0

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                                      • BloodnThunderB
                                        BloodnThunder
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                                        @TrickHell:

                                        Grailed is packed with time-wasting morons.

                                        Truer words have not been spoken.

                                        IG: Shadesofindig0

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                                        • deadendproD
                                          deadendpro
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                                          So I've been looking at old computer files that I archived and I came across my old bookmarks toolbar… Does anyone still go on the mynudies forum?

                                          I feel like it was there that I started to learn the ins and outs of forum navigation before moving over to Sufu and the craziness that can be found there.

                                          So again, does anyone still go on the mynudies forum?

                                          Currently Wearing:
                                          SExSx3s 27-01
                                          15.4oz 3sixteen Type 3
                                          25oz Samurai Type 1

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                                          • Max PowerM
                                            Max Power
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                                            ^same here. It's been three years I guess since I last logged in but I had a lot of posts then.

                                            @elclintor:

                                            > I don't care what people say.. The Max Power way is the right way…

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