Random Rants
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You haven't learned to lie about arrival times?
We've been together sixteen years. Of course I've learned to lie about time.
I needed to leave by 6:25, so I asked her to be home by 6:00. She showed up at 7:30.
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I own a Google / LG Nexus 5X.
The first handset lasted about two or three months before suffering a hardware failure.
The second handset failed in the same way last week in Sydney, after about twelve months.
Fortunately it's still under warranty, and handset three is arriving later this week.
Anyone want to guess how long it will last?
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0 cause you're gonna replace it?
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Length of warranty plus one week…
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This rant will only resonate with English people, unless you want to Google the following two words"Skegness" and "Butlins ".
Next weekend I have to spend three nights at Butlins in Skegness for a kids football tournament. Not only is the place hell on earth, they charge £150 a night to be put up in a tiny room with a plastic mattress, metal bed frame and conditions more akin to a POW camp than a holiday park.
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Actually not….. it's where Mansfield goes on holiday (hence the rant) ???
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Put it this way, I'll be wearing my Vibergs as slippers to avoid stepping on syringes and broken glass
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Put it this way, I'll be wearing my Vibergs as slippers to avoid stepping on syringes and broken glass
[/quote]I thought Butlins was the Ginger mans holiday venue of choice?
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You're thinking of Gosport, still I understand the confusion
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fighting with UPS because I signed a waiver to release a package without anyone being home but they delivered it to the wrong address.
Should be pretty straight forward to deal with, but UPS's logic is I signed a signature release so the item being delivered to the wrong address is of little consequence
It's cool though, UPS has no idea who they are f^cking with
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Potential Grailed buyer conversation:
Buyer: 'How skinny/slim are these (pants)?'
Me: 'They're a slim fit. 11.25 top thigh, 8.5" knee, 7.5" hem'
Buyer: 'What's the leg opening size?'uuummmmmmm…..... ???
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@TrickHell:
Grailed is packed with time-wasting morons.
Truer words have not been spoken.
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So I've been looking at old computer files that I archived and I came across my old bookmarks toolbar… Does anyone still go on the mynudies forum?
I feel like it was there that I started to learn the ins and outs of forum navigation before moving over to Sufu and the craziness that can be found there.
So again, does anyone still go on the mynudies forum?
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^same here. It's been three years I guess since I last logged in but I had a lot of posts then.
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In any other (better) news. I got contacted a couple of week ago by a stylist asking for free stuff for her famous musician boss to wear in an upcoming photo-shoot/video/album cover etc etc.
She got my normal response, the short version of which is "No, he probably earns about a million times more than the whole of Gosport put together, so go and buy it like any normal customer"
Today she placed an order for GBP1,500
Boom
crazy. I've always wondered why some celebs feel entitled to free shwag? Good response though
