Random Rants

[Finshack]

Arghhh… cue jokes about sticking plasters and Araldite. #badday 

[Dion]

@Giles:

Today she placed an order for GBP1,500

Boom

If she pays in GBP, it may be a UK artist. Now I imagine Elton John rocking Iron Heart while wearing his fancy glasses.

[Giles]

::)

[Seul]

Sure as fuck isn't George Michael though…

[Finshack]

Okay I give up on today… 

[Finshack]

Spent all morning dicking about taking pictures and Forum reading, broke my glasses and thought better do something useful… should have stayed in bed.

[Finshack]

…I blame Elton and his fancy Glasses…

[Giles]

[Seul]

In case you're looking for your glasses: you dropped them in the can…

(Sorry...)

[Finshack]

…asked for that 

[mikebarhoot]

Your Tech-Tip of the day:  One does not tell a NOC monitoring person to fuck off.

[Chris]

I've mostly learned to accept my wife's indifference to ever showing up for anything less than fifteen minutes late.  Every once in a while, like when she's an hour late and it completely fucks up my plans, however, it pisses me off.

[Giles]

I suspect there will be a few of us who relate to that…. ::) ::)

[UnTucked]

You haven't learned to lie about arrival times?

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[Lindsey]

We've created lots of shiny new SmugMug galleries in the 'Iron Heart Events' folder with pictures of our travels so that you can all feel very jealous of how ruddy fantastic our lives are 

HAVE A LOOK HERE

[No.88]

@Dion:

@Giles:

Today she placed an order for GBP1,500
Boom

If she pays in GBP, it may be a UK artist. Now I imagine Elton John rocking Iron Heart while wearing his fancy glasses.

Don't Go Breaking My Iron Heart.  ::)
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Hat, coat…...TAXI!!

[Chris]

@UnTucked:

You haven't learned to lie about arrival times?

We've been together sixteen years.  Of course I've learned to lie about time.

I needed to leave by 6:25, so I asked her to be home by 6:00.  She showed up at 7:30.

[neph93]

^ I have one of those wives too.

[Seul]

No neph - when your wife says "she's late", it means she's pregnant… You should know by now...

[Graeme]

I own a Google / LG Nexus 5X.

The first handset lasted about two or three months before suffering a hardware failure.

The second handset failed in the same way last week in Sydney, after about twelve months.

Fortunately it's still under warranty, and handset three is arriving later this week.

Anyone want to guess how long it will last?