Random Rants
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I have a stinging reply ready for you, but I'm boarding right now and my plane doesn't have wifi, so I'll be forced to go offline.
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On the other hand, I rather like Lubbock.
And as far as I know, there are no Belgians here, so… WIN.
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Liar! Everyone knows Belgian isn't a language! They speak German!
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You're trying to trick me. That's the same language.
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or french
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There really is a sucker born every minute. Or in a quote attributed to Dorothy Parker,"What fresh hell is this?"
A pox on both your houses.
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C'mon, the Belgians can't even decide on place names, let alone which language they speak. For example, Brussels is called either Brussel or Bruxelles, then you get streets that are called either Rue du Midi or Zuidstraat. :o
I don't know if they started brewing beer as a coping mechanism for dealing with this, or it's a result of their beer consumption. There's probably a feedback loop there.
Incidentally, the Rue du Midi is pretty awesome. It's got La Maison du Miel, which is a great honey shop, and PCH, which is a good place to buy a Leica.
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Did your mum consider "Utter bellend" to be too descriptive
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Did your mum consider "Utter bellend" to be too descriptive
No she thought the name "Willy Wanker" would limit my job possibilities to what you do: giving out handjobs at the railway station toilets for a fiver.
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I love the new mini Nintendo but the controllers have about a 3 foot cable. Cmon Nintendo….
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It's a mini Nintendo. It has mini cables. Seems logical to me.
You should set it up in a smaller room, so you get the correct proportions.
Silly Americans always have to be bigger…
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When your IH package finally departs Heathrow after being held for two days and the estimated delivery date was yesterday.
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I was down in Birmingham yesterday for the motorcycle show there, and travelled by train.
Everything went fine until I reached Preston on the return leg. I was meant to catch a connection just after 8 pm, but it turned out to be cancelled. Apparently there was a staff shortage, but I never found out the exact details.
The next train was due just before 9 pm, so I had an hour to wait. That would have been fine, except the service turned up about an hour late. No explanation was ever given, and about half the time the board displayed an ETA (which got pushed out further every few minutes), and otherwise it just said "Delayed".
I think that it was about 11 pm by the time I got in. I'd left at 7:30 am, so it was a very, very long day.
