Random Rants

[Seul]

^No it's not.

And BeerAdvocate is for douches  ::)

[Giles]

@Giles:

This could also go into First World Problems.  I come back from 2 weeks away, super-excited to see the Hoegh Osaka beached out in the Solent where I swim.  I pop down today and the bastards have uprighted her and she is being towed to Southampton…..DAMN.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-30933237

But here are a series of nice pics of the incident….

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-30944098

[Graeme]

@Giles warned the shipping company to make sure the IH consignment was stowed on the centreline…

[Seul]

John Prescott's on his way to be dropped in on the top of the ship.

[derivative666]

Was supposed to get 24" of fresh ended up with 3". Work was supposed to be closed today, now they are opening at noon. This work shit is for the birds, well no skiing for me until tonight.

[JCMx800]

The € is so weak. Hopefully it gets better before I buy something from IHUK.

[mclaincausey]

Ingrown hair. Fucking shifty ass Gillette I used as a travel razor. I pulled it out and felt it uncoiling from around my brain stem. Wouldn't stop bleeding either.

[tmg]

Being told you're being made redundant (for the 3rd time!) never fails to ruin your day [emoji34]

[Giles]

You feckin what?….................

[den1mhead]

@tmg:

Being told you're being made redundant (for the 3rd time!) never fails to ruin your day [emoji34]

thats gonna hurt buddy. defo a day spoiler 

[Megatron1505]

Oh shit, sorry to hear that man.

[Giles]

@tmg Is this the start of the fallout from the oil price crash…..?

[tmg]

Thanks all, and yes this is related to the depressed oil price. On the bright side I should get a decent exit package, and it may be time for a change of country too [emoji3]

[den1mhead]

Awesome, the silver lining [emoji106]

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[Giles]

Good luck…....

[Cutlasshound]

Sorry to hear that bro and best of luck old chap!

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[tmg]

I may need some retail therapy soon [emoji2]

[Chris]

Nice that you got an exit package to take the edge off.

[Graeme]

Recruitment fail:

• Tell the candidate that he's been matched to a job he doesn't really want.

• Ask him to take a little test…

• … Which turns out to have the instruction "spend no more than twelve hours on this" in it...

• … And request it be completed by Tuesday afternoon.

I think that the HR department has put me off the company before I've even got to interview. Good work!

[Graeme]

And sorry to hear about the job loss @tmg, that's never a fun experience.