Random Rants
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When you fuck up your back , you expect to deal with a lot. What you can't prepare for though is loss of motor function, and it has a tendency to happen at inopportune times. Like butt naked in the shower. I moved wrong and essentially pinched a nerve causing my leg to go numb, which resulted in a face plant against the shower wall.
Completely frustrating and embarrassing when you need help dragging your broken ass off the shower floor. The lesson here, take care of yourself and never take the little shit for granted.
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Woke up having a shitty Monday, another doctor's bill in the mailbox and my central air unit sounding like it's gonna go out. Multiple phone calls from work during my morning commute indicate a shittier day ahead. Get to work and my boss wants to see me in his office…... He's sending me and my wife to Perdido Beach, Florida this week to attend a conference in his place. Then tells me he wants to talk about my future here!
My day just got a whole lot better. -
Woke up having a shitty Monday, another doctor's bill in the mailbox and my central air unit sounding like it's gonna go out. Multiple phone calls from work during my morning commute indicate a shittier day ahead. Get to work and my boss wants to see me in his office…... He's sending me and my wife to Perdido Beach, Florida this week to attend a conference in his place. Then tells me he wants to talk about my future here!
My day just got a whole lot better.Glad to hear my brother. Ole Miss wins the west too!
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Found out yesterday that my dad has bowel cancer. He's not felt right for the past two years apparently and never went to the bloody doctor as for some bizarre fucking reason both my parents believe that you shouldn't go to the doctor, ever, as they will misdiagnose you.
Didn't stop my mum shouting at him for a solid hour as to why he hadn't been sooner, even though she's the worst culprit (she wouldn't go herself recently and it took the birth of my son to make her go, as she wasn't allowed to see him due to the fact that both her eyes were leaking pus).
Now my mum is talking like the poor bugger is already dead whilst I'm trying to put a positive spin on it for my dads sake and to be supportive but she is relentlessly going through every possible scenario - which includes repeatedly telling all friends and relatives over the phone, to the extent that she is reading them all the medical report in relentless detail, including the fact that my dad has piles. For fucks sake.
Not posting this for sympathy but simply to get it off my fucking chest so apologies!
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Sorry man. Love and light!
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Cheers guys much appreciated!
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Sorry to hear about your troubles mate, hope everything works out for the best.
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Cheers dudes
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Although no reaction will be as thermonuclear as the time when - aged 28 - I told her that if got a three quarter sleeve tattooed!
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Went outside this morning to find that the metal thing that holds the ridge tiles onto my roof has literally fallen off, exactly on the month that I could have done without ANOTHER bill
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The only things stopping me are….
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I have no idea what those things are called, or where to buy a new one. Google has proved surprisingly shit on this task.
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I crap myself on ladders.
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Pam actually wants a decent job doing of it and not my half asses attempt at building work (you should see the pointing I did, bad enough to get me out of doing construction work for years).
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