Random Rants

[natehate]

i hate finding out about a company, being excited about them, going to there site getting more excited
then you click on there shops section of there site
no canadian no biggie we suck i get it
click on the us
go to every single stockist and only one on your fucking list of like ten stocks one item the rest dont even list you as a brand they carry
fuck that

[Megatron1505]

I just accidentally, randomly sent a friend request to Elclintors dad…......apologies Mr Dear

[Seul]

Here's how not to pack a beer jug…

[seanocono]

At least your pajamas made it unscathed. That would have been a real tragedy.

[Seul]

A snap heard echoing through the universe… 

[seanocono]

Ha. You would have burned me, too, if I had been showcasing something from the Jim Henson's Miss Piggy Nightwear Collection.

[seanocono]

Sorry about the loss of an epic beer jug, though. Shame.

[Seul]

Would've made for such a nice teamug 

What PSYCHO packs a jug like this, though?.. 

[seanocono]

Someone obviously skilled in the art of torturing Belgians.

[seanocono]

I apologize for laughing at your expense, but that pack-job is ridiculous.

I'm hoping this person had safety tape because he/she should not be allowed to operate scissors.

[Seul]

Trust me, I know eBay will refund me so I'm not in the slightest bit annoyed… But yeah: this guy must have issues...

[Finn666]

please don´t tell me that that used baking dish was in the box as well?…along with the empty package of sauce mix? ???

damn, this guy really have no clue about what he´s doing

[seanocono]

I think you have a right to be slightly annoyed.

I'm guessing he's the kind of guy who likes reality competition shows and Dwayne Johnson movies.

[Seul]

It was all in the box…  :-\

[seanocono]

The used baking dish is my favorite part. It was the hardest thing he could think of, besides his tinfoil hat; but he spent days making that, so he wasn't going to give it up.

[Finn666]

god damn
the only way i can explain this, is that seul bought all of those items shown…but that wouldn´t be the Eli i know

[FurattoHeddo]

A guy from Hawaii once sent me a VHS tape packed in a used cereal box (long time ago as you can tell), I'm all for recycling but that was a bit weird, but to stay on topic that's a real bummer to see a Westmalle mug shattered like that, Seul…

[injunjack]

Eli

Here you go…get another.

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/trappist-Westmalle-bierpot-chope-beer-mug-trappistenbier-0-5-L-/130880773808?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_123&hash=item1e791a1eb0#ht_500wt_1414

[seanocono]

How could you not for €1?

[Giles]

Seul.  Beat this.

Antique water filter sent to me 10 days ago.

Holy feck…..