Random Rants

LandoCal126 0

Ex-fucking-cuse me…...

http://store.dolcegabbana.com/dolce_gabbana/item/tskay/0E43D1BD/cod10/42267811GH/issue/dac85a55-7b0a-420e-a5e2-ebcaf12ade69

Out of my size. SUCKS

hectic

Best typo ever:

"Image of a hose printed on back"

Megatron1505

Where to cop

Giles

Best typo ever:
"Image of a hose printed on back"

Out of my size. SOCKS

injunjack

mother suckin' hoover rockin' flyin' fuck. out of my size as well….;-)

hectic

Chris

Only a thousand pounds? SCORE!

I'd pay at least 1500; they have a picture of a hose on the back!

Seul

Stop hosing about. I'd feel like a stallion in those.

Chris

That would probably be fitting. You generally smell like a stallion, don't you?

injunjack

knowing Seul, I suspect that it's totally diff . animal, not stallion LOL

LandoCal126 0

Hmmm, Beastiality chat. (Lando heads for ze hills)

Megatron1505

Hmmm, Beastiality chat. (Lando heads for ze hills)

Why? Your knowledge may be invaluable L

LandoCal126 0

@LandoCal126:

Hmmm, Beastiality chat. (Lando heads for ze hills)

Why? Your knowledge may be invaluable L

Can't talk about that.

Seul

Well I'm almost certain I watch the amount of westerns I do because they have so many horses in it… Might be onto something...

calls his shrink (Chris)

pookguy

I fucking hate lowballers…

Megatron1505

My pet hate too, SUFU is full of them.

List item at $350, 10 minutes later receive the following message….

"Hey Man, would you take $125 shipped to Cali"

Reply

"No, fuck off"

Seul

I'm always nice to lowballers. Have reached satisfactory deals with some of them.

Megatron1505

Can't do it, serious lowballing is offensive.

Seul

It's not to me unléss they respond somehow aggressively… Thén I will unleash my fury

urbanwoodsman

I usually wait for the inevitable "taking offers" bump before I lowball.