Random Rants

[hectic]

Best typo ever:

"Image of a hose printed on back"

[Megatron1505]

Where to cop 

[Giles]

@hectic:

Best typo ever:
"Image of a hose printed on back"

Out of my size. SOCKS

[injunjack]

mother suckin' hoover rockin' flyin' fuck. out of my size as well….;-)

[hectic]

[Chris]

Only a thousand pounds?  SCORE!

I'd pay at least 1500; they have a picture of a hose on the back!

[Seul]

Stop hosing about. I'd feel like a stallion in those.

[Chris]

That would probably be fitting.  You generally smell like a stallion, don't you?

[injunjack]

knowing Seul, I suspect that it's totally diff . animal, not stallion LOL

[LandoCal126 0]

Hmmm, Beastiality chat. (Lando heads for ze hills)

[Megatron1505]

@LandoCal126:

Hmmm, Beastiality chat. (Lando heads for ze hills)

Why? Your knowledge may be invaluable L 

[LandoCal126 0]

@Megatron1505:

@LandoCal126:

Hmmm, Beastiality chat. (Lando heads for ze hills)

Why? Your knowledge may be invaluable L 

Can't talk about that.

[Seul]

Well I'm almost certain I watch the amount of westerns I do because they have so many horses in it… Might be onto something...

calls his shrink (Chris)

[pookguy]

I fucking hate lowballers…

[Megatron1505]

My pet hate too, SUFU is full of them.

List item at $350, 10 minutes later receive the following message….

"Hey Man, would you take $125 shipped to Cali"

Reply

"No, fuck off"

[Seul]

I'm always nice to lowballers. Have reached satisfactory deals with some of them.

[Megatron1505]

Can't do it, serious lowballing is offensive.

[Seul]

It's not to me unléss they respond somehow aggressively… Thén I will unleash my fury 

[urbanwoodsman]

I usually wait for the inevitable "taking offers" bump before I lowball.

[Megatron1505]

Taking offers is a different story, that is an invite to lowball. I'm talking about the guys who do what I described, and offer less than half what you are asking for.