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    • Megatron1505M
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      On the subject of weather complaints, you guys should try middle England for size. We can have baking heat, gale force winds, and a downpour of rain in the same hour…....and thats just summer. Basically, whichever way you cut it, you're going to get wet, either with sweat or rain.

      Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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      • RocknRollR
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        Meanwhile, beautiful winter's day here in Sydney. 18C, light breeze, and hardly a cloud in the sky.

        Humpback whales are doing their north-to-south migration along the east Australian coast at the moment, so there is plenty of whale watching being done at the beach.

        Loving it now, but I'll be cursing like you guys when February rolls around and brings 35C with 90% humidity…..

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        • SchorschS
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          It's already 30°C outside and just now the whole kindergarten under my office started singing songs while I try to explain a customer that his firewall is not broken just because he can't access facebook…

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          • SeulS
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            Forecast for next Monday (when I start working again):

            Thank you dear Denim God.

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            • W
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              Missed my packaged from The U.K. today. Arrived 30 minutes after I left for work!

              Dedicated to denim

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              • SeulS
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                These two (although it sounds like 200) lovely Turkish ladies have been outside vacuuming rugs… Since 10 am... Using one of them big, old and very noisy cleaners... This does not prevent them from shouting at eachother over it non-stop... Since 10 am... There are short interludes in which they switch rugs, which have them shouting at the same volume, with a small child crying constantly in between...

                The machine itselfs seems to have two settings which produce two specific sounds:

                • Sound of Boeiing 747 taking off

                and

                • Inarguably the most irritating noise in the world

                I will soon edit my WTB list: need grenades and some RPGs.

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                • GilesG
                  Giles
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                  Ex-fucking-cuse me…...

                  http://store.dolcegabbana.com/dolce_gabbana/item/tskay/0E43D1BD/cod10/42267811GH/issue/dac85a55-7b0a-420e-a5e2-ebcaf12ade69

                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                    @Giles:

                    Ex-fucking-cuse me…...

                    http://store.dolcegabbana.com/dolce_gabbana/item/tskay/0E43D1BD/cod10/42267811GH/issue/dac85a55-7b0a-420e-a5e2-ebcaf12ade69

                    Out of my size. SUCKS

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                    • hecticH
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                      Best typo ever:

                      "Image of a hose printed on back"

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                      • Megatron1505M
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                        Where to cop  😠

                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                        • GilesG
                          Giles
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                          @hectic:

                          Best typo ever:
                          "Image of a hose printed on back"

                          Out of my size. SOCKS

                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                          • injunjackI
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                            mother suckin' hoover rockin' flyin' fuck. out of my size as well….;-)

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                              • ChrisC
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                                Only a thousand pounds?  SCORE!

                                I'd pay at least 1500; they have a picture of a hose on the back!

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                                • SeulS
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                                  Stop hosing about. I'd feel like a stallion in those.

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                                  • ChrisC
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                                    That would probably be fitting.  You generally smell like a stallion, don't you?

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                                    • injunjackI
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                                      knowing Seul, I suspect that it's totally diff . animal, not stallion LOL

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                                        Hmmm, Beastiality chat. (Lando heads for ze hills)

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                                        • Megatron1505M
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                                          @LandoCal126:

                                          Hmmm, Beastiality chat. (Lando heads for ze hills)

                                          Why? Your knowledge may be invaluable L  😉

                                          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                            @Megatron1505:

                                            @LandoCal126:

                                            Hmmm, Beastiality chat. (Lando heads for ze hills)

                                            Why? Your knowledge may be invaluable L  😉

                                            Can't talk about that. 😉

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