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    • Morose_PenguinM
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      Apparently there are a few sporting events happening this year that the "Galactic Empire" (Knutsford branch) thinks that the staff might like to watch.

      So, a tv ( an actual working colour!! flat-screen!!) was installed in the staff room on Friday.

      So far I've had to suffer through Home Alone 2 and numerous repeats of Jeremy Kyle…

      No thought went into this at all.

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      • Sugar MountainS
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        @Morose_Penguin:

        So far I've had to suffer through Home Alone 2 and numerous repeats of Jeremy Kyle…

        Woah there, Home Alone 2 is a cool flick!

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        • Morose_PenguinM
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          I do hope that's sarcasm there…

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          • SeulS
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            Home Alone 1 and 2 are UNFUCKWITHABLE!..

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            • Finn666F
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              off to work…  😠 😠 😠

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              • ChrisC
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                Home Alone 3 is just wrong, though…

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                • Sugar MountainS
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                  @Seul:

                  Home Alone 1 and 2 are UNFUCKWITHABLE!..

                  This! There's something undeniable funny about a man having a full can of paint swung into his face. The violence is cartoonishly brutal.

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                  • Megatron1505M
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                    Not on a scale of wrongness as "The Next Karate Kid", I wept tears of blood  😞

                    Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                      Morose Penguin, I feel for you.

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                      • Morose_PenguinM
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                        Cheers Mike :). Think I'll take my lunch break outside of the staff room in future. Things will only get worse I fear…

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                        • ChrisC
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                          @Megatron1505:

                          Not on a scale of wrongness as "The Next Karate Kid", I wept tears of blood  😞

                          Was that the one with Hillary Swank, or the one with Will Smith's son?  I could believe that reaction for either.

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                          • Megatron1505M
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                            @Chris:

                            @Megatron1505:

                            Not on a scale of wrongness as "The Next Karate Kid", I wept tears of blood  😞

                            Was that the one with Hillary Swank, or the one with Will Smith's son?  I could believe that reaction for either.

                            I was referring to the Hilary Swank abomination. I refuse to acknowledge the existence of the later version, as I cannot say a bad word about Jackie Chan, and therefore have stopped watching his movies.

                            Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                            • ChrisC
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                              Good policy…

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                              • bagley920B
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                                Wasted the last 2 months of my life training a new kid and he calls today 2 hours before he's supposed to be there and says "I'm moving out west because I feel like I have salt water in my veins"

                                I wanted to say "hey dumbass, there's an ocean 3 hours east of here!!!"

                                If I am not I, who will be? -Henry David Thoreau

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                                • SeulS
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                                  Should've said "If you leave now you will have salt water in those veins by the next morning…"

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                                    Don't get me started on the "newer" Karate Kid.  In Hot Tub Time Machine, they make a hilarious reference about the main dick in the skeleton costume.

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                                    • Megatron1505M
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                                      There will only ever be one Daniel Larusso. The last movie was set in china right? With the kid learning Kung-Fu, not Karate? And still they called it the Karate Kid  :-\

                                      Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                      • ChrisC
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                                        Why is it that when the children stay up super late because we're on vacation they still get up at the same time?  I've had approximately 6 hours of sleep in the last 48 and those two are bouncing off the walls.  I may have to take them out and bury them in the desert to get some rest.

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                                        • SimonS
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                                          Sitting around all afternoon waiting for my car to be ready and after all that its not going to be done until tomorrow  😞

                                          To counterbalance that it was great to see TT, Giles and Paula this morning, so I guess all in all could be worse?

                                          Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities - Frank Lloyd Wright

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                                          • GilesG
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                                            Bummer Simon, was looking forward to drooling…..

                                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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