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    • GeoG
      Geo
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      broke my nose - 'i boke by dose' is actually how it sounds  😞

      put my 32 on for some comfort

      Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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      • GilesG
        Giles
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        Who broke your doze?  At the institution for the criminally insane?  Caught looking at one of the inmates girls?

        And liking the aubergine tie-in…..

        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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        • elclintorE
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          Whoa that sucks Geo!

          May I ask what happened?  😶

          Geo

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          • BeatleB
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            how the hell did that happen ???????????????/

            We can do anything

            http://bybeatle.com

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            • Just_KCJ
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              ouch, it looks like you caught an elbow to the nose.

              caligula - oderint dum metuant : let them hate so long as they fear.

              bruce lee - life itself is your teacher, and you are in a state of constant learning.

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              • SeulS
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                That sheep put up quite the fight ey!.. Or did you hug Doug?..

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                • GeoG
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                  @Giles:

                  Who broke your doze?  At the institution for the criminally insane?  Caught looking at one of the inmates girls?

                  And liking the aubergine tie-in…..

                  ah - so you got the aubergine gag?

                  well modesty forbids elucidation but i think you all know the first rule of Fight Club: "You do not talk about Fight Club" . . . but both Brad and Edward are pussies - even together  😉

                  the other thing I learned today is that galvanized scaffold poles are definitely very unforgiving in a tough metallic way . . .

                  Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                  • SeulS
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                    So you walked into a pole…

                    Hahaha that's quite unfortunate Geo!..

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                    • GilesG
                      Giles
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                      @Geo:

                      galvanized scaffold poles are definitely very unforgiving

                      Shit, knock me over with a feather….........

                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                      • GeoG
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                        not quite - scaffolder let it slip and I was lucky to hear his shout otherwise it was going through the side of my face

                        but everybody laughed once i got up off my arse . . . bastards  ::)

                        Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                          • GeoG
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                            were you there?

                            Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                            • SeulS
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                              I'm always there, mortal…

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                              • GeoG
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                                that's a bad omen . . .

                                Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                • Just_KCJ
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                                  @Seul:

                                  LOL

                                  caligula - oderint dum metuant : let them hate so long as they fear.

                                  bruce lee - life itself is your teacher, and you are in a state of constant learning.

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                                  • DougNgD
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                                    For the record, I DID NOT DO THAT TO GEO

                                    Second, there are also yellow eggplants

                                    I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                                    • GeoG
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                                      it's ok Doug - everyone knows I have more sense than to try and hug you . . .

                                      Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                      • GilesG
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                                        Really?  You just walked into a fecking steel girder and was suprised at how unyielding it was…..................

                                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                        • GeoG
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                                          well sometimes you've just got to find out stuff for yourself  😉

                                          the guy dropped it from about 30 odd feet . . . lucky i was turning my head and it just glanced

                                          it's actually ended up getting the site closed because there was insufficient safety measures in place . . . which that particular scaffold co. see as my doing, because I needed to report for treatment so it's on record . . . unbelievable

                                          Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                          • elclintorE
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                                            sounds like a mess…

                                            Geo

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