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    • GeoG
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      @Giles:

      Who broke your doze?  At the institution for the criminally insane?  Caught looking at one of the inmates girls?

      And liking the aubergine tie-in…..

      ah - so you got the aubergine gag?

      well modesty forbids elucidation but i think you all know the first rule of Fight Club: "You do not talk about Fight Club" . . . but both Brad and Edward are pussies - even together  😉

      the other thing I learned today is that galvanized scaffold poles are definitely very unforgiving in a tough metallic way . . .

      Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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      • SeulS
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        So you walked into a pole…

        Hahaha that's quite unfortunate Geo!..

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        • GilesG
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          @Geo:

          galvanized scaffold poles are definitely very unforgiving

          Shit, knock me over with a feather….........

          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          • GeoG
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            not quite - scaffolder let it slip and I was lucky to hear his shout otherwise it was going through the side of my face

            but everybody laughed once i got up off my arse . . . bastards  ::)

            Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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            • SeulS
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              • GeoG
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                were you there?

                Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                • SeulS
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                  I'm always there, mortal…

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                  • GeoG
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                    that's a bad omen . . .

                    Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                    • Just_KCJ
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                      @Seul:

                      LOL

                      caligula - oderint dum metuant : let them hate so long as they fear.

                      bruce lee - life itself is your teacher, and you are in a state of constant learning.

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                      • DougNgD
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                        For the record, I DID NOT DO THAT TO GEO

                        Second, there are also yellow eggplants

                        I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                        • GeoG
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                          it's ok Doug - everyone knows I have more sense than to try and hug you . . .

                          Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                          • GilesG
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                            Really?  You just walked into a fecking steel girder and was suprised at how unyielding it was…..................

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • GeoG
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                              well sometimes you've just got to find out stuff for yourself  😉

                              the guy dropped it from about 30 odd feet . . . lucky i was turning my head and it just glanced

                              it's actually ended up getting the site closed because there was insufficient safety measures in place . . . which that particular scaffold co. see as my doing, because I needed to report for treatment so it's on record . . . unbelievable

                              Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                              • elclintorE
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                                sounds like a mess…

                                Geo

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                                • ?
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                                  Fuck. GEO are you ok?

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                                  • DougNgD
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                                    All kidding aside, I'm glad you're not dead

                                    But you really shouldn't try to catch girders with your face  😉

                                    I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                                    • SeulS
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                                      Yeah… Sounds like it could've been a lot worse... A fate worse than planting a wet'un on Doug's cheek!..

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                                      • DougNgD
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                                        Doubtful…kiss me and you'll have to deal with Jody!!!

                                        I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                                        • SeulS
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                                          A fate worse than a fate worse than kissing DNg… You should feel lucky with the broken nose, Geo, LUCKY!..

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                                          • ?
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                                            hey ask Seul and Geo , its all about man love here on the IH forum  LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!

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