Random Rants

[Geo]

nossir! i like aubergine - do a mean morrocan stew with them . . . lotsa chillies though - goes down smooth, comes out fighting 

[Geo]

broke my nose - 'i boke by dose' is actually how it sounds 

put my 32 on for some comfort

[Giles]

Who broke your doze?  At the institution for the criminally insane?  Caught looking at one of the inmates girls?

And liking the aubergine tie-in…..

[elclintor]

Whoa that sucks Geo!

May I ask what happened? 

[Beatle]

how the hell did that happen ???????????????/

[Just_KC]

ouch, it looks like you caught an elbow to the nose.

[Seul]

That sheep put up quite the fight ey!.. Or did you hug Doug?..

[Geo]

@Giles:

Who broke your doze?  At the institution for the criminally insane?  Caught looking at one of the inmates girls?

And liking the aubergine tie-in…..

ah - so you got the aubergine gag?

well modesty forbids elucidation but i think you all know the first rule of Fight Club: "You do not talk about Fight Club" . . . but both Brad and Edward are pussies - even together 

the other thing I learned today is that galvanized scaffold poles are definitely very unforgiving in a tough metallic way . . .

[Seul]

So you walked into a pole…

Hahaha that's quite unfortunate Geo!..

[Giles]

@Geo:

galvanized scaffold poles are definitely very unforgiving

Shit, knock me over with a feather….........

[Geo]

not quite - scaffolder let it slip and I was lucky to hear his shout otherwise it was going through the side of my face

but everybody laughed once i got up off my arse . . . bastards  ::)

[Seul]

[Geo]

were you there?

[Seul]

I'm always there, mortal…

[Geo]

that's a bad omen . . .

[Just_KC]

@Seul:

LOL

[DougNg]

For the record, I DID NOT DO THAT TO GEO

Second, there are also yellow eggplants

[Geo]

it's ok Doug - everyone knows I have more sense than to try and hug you . . .

[Giles]

Really?  You just walked into a fecking steel girder and was suprised at how unyielding it was…..................

[Geo]

well sometimes you've just got to find out stuff for yourself 

the guy dropped it from about 30 odd feet . . . lucky i was turning my head and it just glanced

it's actually ended up getting the site closed because there was insufficient safety measures in place . . . which that particular scaffold co. see as my doing, because I needed to report for treatment so it's on record . . . unbelievable