Random Rants

[Seul]

Aubergines is what we call it as well… Man those purple ones with white stripes look delicious...

There's nothing wrong with being 45 at all, unless you haven't had eggplant in your life yet...

[Geo]

nossir! i like aubergine - do a mean morrocan stew with them . . . lotsa chillies though - goes down smooth, comes out fighting 

[Geo]

broke my nose - 'i boke by dose' is actually how it sounds 

put my 32 on for some comfort

[Giles]

Who broke your doze?  At the institution for the criminally insane?  Caught looking at one of the inmates girls?

And liking the aubergine tie-in…..

[elclintor]

Whoa that sucks Geo!

May I ask what happened? 

[Beatle]

how the hell did that happen ???????????????/

[Just_KC]

ouch, it looks like you caught an elbow to the nose.

[Seul]

That sheep put up quite the fight ey!.. Or did you hug Doug?..

[Geo]

@Giles:

Who broke your doze?  At the institution for the criminally insane?  Caught looking at one of the inmates girls?

And liking the aubergine tie-in…..

ah - so you got the aubergine gag?

well modesty forbids elucidation but i think you all know the first rule of Fight Club: "You do not talk about Fight Club" . . . but both Brad and Edward are pussies - even together 

the other thing I learned today is that galvanized scaffold poles are definitely very unforgiving in a tough metallic way . . .

[Seul]

So you walked into a pole…

Hahaha that's quite unfortunate Geo!..

[Giles]

@Geo:

galvanized scaffold poles are definitely very unforgiving

Shit, knock me over with a feather….........

[Geo]

not quite - scaffolder let it slip and I was lucky to hear his shout otherwise it was going through the side of my face

but everybody laughed once i got up off my arse . . . bastards  ::)

[Seul]

[Geo]

were you there?

[Seul]

I'm always there, mortal…

[Geo]

that's a bad omen . . .

[Just_KC]

@Seul:

LOL

[DougNg]

For the record, I DID NOT DO THAT TO GEO

Second, there are also yellow eggplants

[Geo]

it's ok Doug - everyone knows I have more sense than to try and hug you . . .

[Giles]

Really?  You just walked into a fecking steel girder and was suprised at how unyielding it was…..................