That's Jokes
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Ok so we all know that Seul continually bitches about his work but he's actually done quite well for himself although it has got him into some bother.
It was way back when he started as a junior delivery boy - his boss sent him out in the van to pick up some stock
Anyway - he was driving back when the boss phoned (on the hands free btw) and said "you've been doing well so I'm promoting you to Senior Delivery boy"
Astonished, Seul swerved
A couple of minutes later his boss phoned again and said "actually you are so good I'm making you head of deliveries"
Even more stunned Seul swerved again!
But within minutes the boss was phoning again "listen I've reconsidered - never mind head of deliveries - I want you to run the whole operation!"
Seul just can't believe his ears - swerves all over the place and hits a lampost, bangs his head and is knocked out
Next thing he knows - a cop is trying to wake him and asks "what happened?"
Seul answers "I must have careered off the road . . . "
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that was weirder than your usual posing seul, hahahahahaha
what was she doing & why
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Here's a joke that a scottish band told me some years ago (the Tannahill Weavers, if the scots know them)
Q: What do two scots do when they're bored?
A: They go in a small cabin with three bottles of good whisky and drink them. Then one leaves the cabin and the other has to guess who left.
