A guy finds a lamp,rubs it and a Genie pops out and says you have 2 wishes. He says I thought it was 3 wishes,The Genie says check your pants. Whoa it’s huge! The Genie says I’ve been doing this a long time.
A woman calls up the newspaper and says I’d like to place on obituary. What would you like it to say he asks? “Sam’s Dead” she says. Well miss we have a 5 word minimum for obituaries.she says OK…Buick For Sale!