Crash Course

[jdl1279]

+2 for the Street Fighter reference ::)

[DougNg]

Considering the title of the thread, some sort of vehicular accident

[jdl1279]

No, the title is simply a play on learning about others from their injuries

[Arabit]

Did you slip in the tub?

[DougNg]

Hand slipped off while masturbating, punched yourself in the head so hard you ruptured your disks

Boom

Done

Gimme a cookie

[jdl1279]

No and no. My recent comments about teenage rebellion are a good place to look for clues.

[derivative666]

Injured trying to perform fellatio on ones self

[jdl1279]

@DougNg:

Hand slipped off while masturbating, punched yourself in the head so hard you ruptured your disks

Boom

Done

Gimme a cookie

No but I threw my back out once….

[Seul]

Stagediving?..

[jdl1279]

@derivative666:

Injured trying to perform fellatio on ones self

No, but I have been married a while…

[jdl1279]

@Seul:

Stagediving?..

Can honestly say I have never..

[Arabit]

You fell from a ladder because you were trying to sneak into your lovers house

[derivative666]

A cabbie brought you to the tranny section in the red light district and the he/she destroyed you.

[DougNg]

@derivative666:

A cabbie brought you to the tranny section in the red light district and the he/she destroyed you.

It was Zangief in drag

[jdl1279]

With candles and "Dude looks like a lady" playing low, he heard the unmistakable Russian accent whisper in his ear "Russian wrestling is always number one"…

[jdl1279]

How hint 2: It's an honest profession. Usually when I tell someone how I was injured, the first question I usually get is "Did you make money doing that?"

[DougNg]

Guillotine test dummy

[jdl1279]

@DougNg:

Guillotine test dummy

I got paid for the full day, no worries

[derivative666]

Stunt man?

[jdl1279]

No, not enough punishment for the pay.